- Being the Joker's girlfriend means limited friends (especially boys), so sometimes you had to talk to the henchmen instead.
- Joker finds out you've been gossiping to the henchmen about him and them gossiping to you about him.
- one day while you're sitting at the table drinking (favorite beverage), he sits down in front of you.
- "hey, J. Uhh, what's up?"
- He attempts to gossip to you: "nothing. So did you see Caspar's hair yesterday? It was pretty boring, huh?"
- "haha what's wrong with you, Joker?"
- "have those henchmen bastards been talking trash about me?"
- you would have to hold his hand across the table to calm him.
- "nope".
- "alright, good... How is that celebrity?"
- "what celebrity, J?"
- "now I need to think of a celebrity's name too? I can't do this".
- you sitting at the table laughing at how frustrated Joker is.
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The Joker Imagines
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