Your POV I look over at Joker's peaceful figure as he sleeps, his favorite knife around his neck illuminated his face.
"I love you," I whisper and turn to put my slippers on.
"Ah-uh," I hear Joker tsk and his eyes bolt open, a grin covering his face. "What is today?" He asks and looks at me expectantly.
"Christmas?"
"And what's above our heads right now?" He continues, looking up at the ceiling playfully. I glance up and gasp.
"Ugh," I tease and give him a timid smile. Above us hangs what must have been forty bunches of mistletoe.
"I'm waiting..." he pulls on my lace slip and I clamber on top of him. We lean in to kiss and the sparks fly (from his gun which he's fired off at least fifteen times... the neighbors must hate us).
---2 hours later---
"Hello, Y/F/N and Y/M/N," Joker says pleasantly into the phone. "Oh yes, we're having quite an... eventful Christmas," he sends me a dirty smirk and I blush. "I hope you have a happy holidays, yes we'll see you for dinner next Friday... bye". Joker hangs up the phone and puts a hand on my thigh. "Man is it hard to think dirty about your girl when talking to her parents". I kiss him and he tries to go further before I slap his hands away.
"N-no, J. Present time!!!" I squeal and throw my present to him.
"Awe, you got me a...?" He smirks, holding the object out in front of him.
"It's a ring. It's hot when guys wear rings," I comment and he slips it onto his middle finger.
"I love it. Now for your present". Joker slicks back his green hair with his hands and retreats into a room. He returns and hands me a box.
"Thank you- J, THIS IS EMPTY!" I groan and throw the box at his smirking face.
"Don't worryyyyy, babe your real present is here," he growls and goes to the bathroom, coming out again in a Jack Skellington costume.
"Joker, what is thi-" he cuts me off with a song.
"What's this? What's this? A hot man, what luck, now I think it best if the two of you would fu-"
"JOKER!"
"What? Jack said it, not me!"
A/N: Happy fucking holidays, you green-haired hottie. (Random gif that makes me happy)
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