23. Group Chat Chronicles: Welcome to Our Congregation

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Dominicano🍆 has added The6ixGod2.0
Dominicano🍆 has added ShortStop😒
Dominicano🍆 has added BigBabyJah💙

Dominicano🍆: I welcome Andrew Wiggins, Tyus Jones and Jahlil Okafor to our congregation this afternoon. Please members. Welcome them accordingly.

SnitchBitch👀🔫: YEOOOPPP BIG JAH IS IN THE BUILDING. IT IS LIT. JAH WHAT'S UP MY NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAA 👋👋👋👋

BigBabyJah💙: I assume Snitch Bitch is D'angelo 😂😭😭😭. I am good. I am goood.

SnitchBitch👀🔫: Yoooo Jah is the realest for going third overall. Saved my ass from going Philly. #LAKERSNATION

🚬HerbMan😂: Sooo me with Ben💀 #LAKERSNATION.

BigBabyJah💙: Breh😐😂. Where is Ben? I thought he was a part of the congregation.

WavePapi💦👅: Oh. He caught feelings and dipped like the punk he is. Small thing.

The6ixGod2.0: I guess heavy roasting does go on in here? 😂😂😂😂😂

Shorty is a Melody😍: It never stops. Especially with Dejounte the true Savage starts. 😭😭

ShortStop😒: 😂😂 The True Savage?

PuertoRicanSTD😈: Pastor Karl hasn't told you the stories I see. This congregation is not safe. At all.

BabyBoyJah💙: YEOOOO PUERTORICAN STD HAS TO BE DEV. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The6ixGod2.0: Wait bruh... You got a STD foreal? 👀

TheGrind💪: Nah he just a hoe. Might catch one soon if he doesn't slow down.

ShortStop😒: And the Savage has spoken. 😂

Dominicano🍆: Since we are all acquainted. Please turn your praise and whorship packets and turn to page 23.

🚬HerbMan😂: YEOO THIS IS MY SONG. 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

The6ixGod2.0: Wait. Wait. Y'all having church foreal? 👀👀👀 😂😂😭😭😭

TheGrind💪: WE ARE SOLDIERS

Shorty is a Melody😍: IN THE ARMY.

WavePapi💦👅: WE HAVE TO FIGHT

SnitchBitch👀🔫: OR WE HAVE TO DIE

PuertoRican STD😈: WE HAVE TO HOLD UP THE BLOODSTAINED BATTLE BANNER

Dominicano🍆: WE HAVE TO HOLD IT UNTIL WE DIE.

🚬HerbMan😂: I AM A WARRIOR... I AM A CONQUEROR.*SHELL DUNG THE PLACE* 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 WOIIIIO*WAVES RAG* WOII 👏👏☝AMEN AMEN.

The6ixGod2.0: 😂😂😂😭😭😭 Okay so this is really church.

ShortStop😒: Ingram caught the holy spirit or 😂😂😂😂

PuertoRicanSTD😈: Nah he just around Kam alot 😂😂😂

BabyBoyJah💙: What have we entered 👀👀

Dominicano🍆: Well Guys. This evening the first lady wants me to address some issues that are going on in our congregation.

The6ixGod: HOLD UP 😂😂😂😂 Lashana is the first lady? WAAAAAAAA. 💀

WavePapi💦👅: Yes. She is. Keep up. 😐

🚬HerbMan😂: What is the problem PASTOR?

BabyBoyJah💙: I feel like I'm in the middle of a church meeting. What is going on 😂😂😂

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