✦1314✦Nanbaka✦Reverse-harem✦

✦23✦ Little 314 Arc - Protect the baby!

"You want to say that one last time, No.11...?" Hajime still found the story something hard to believe, but it was hard not to believe it considering Michiyo had indeed turned into a baby. "No.634 was right, she DID have pink hair..." 

"There you go, No.314! I got more baby clothes and diapers just for you! Do you like it?" Seitarou asked her. 

"Ai!" The cute little pink dress was Seitarou's idea.

"Like I said, the old man said some shit, and then shit went crazy! And then when I tried to push Michi out of the way, I pushed her into the laser beam!" Uno explained the story while Seitarou in the background was trying to calm the now crying baby. He was struggling because Michiyo was flailing her little arms wildly and she was thrashing around like there was no tomorrow.

"In other words, YOU pushed No.314 into the laser beam and YOU made her go from an 18 year old girl into a little baby." Hajime finished the sentence with a punch to Uno's head. "What the hell am I supposed to do about a baby?! Do you have any idea how much workload I already have?!" 

"Supervisor, I thought you like working?" Yamato asked Hajime. 

"I do, but doesn't mean I want to take care of a fucking little-" 

"Supervisor, Baby-314 won't stop crying!" 

"What help will it make if you cry, Seitarou?!" Hajime snapped at him. 

"Wahhh!!! You have her!" Seitarou passed the baby to Hajime. 

"What?! What am I supposed to do with her?!" 

The pink haired baby looked at Hajime's face and she happily laughed. 

"Aww~! Michi is so cute as a baby! D'aww~! She is so cute it hurts...! Come to your future husband, Michii~!" Uno was making cooing noises, clapping gently to make her come over to him. 

"Urgh..." Michiyo made a disgusted noise, preferring Hajime over Uno. 

"I don't blame her, I find you disgusting too." Hajime said just to make the other plummet in loss.

"Shit...!" 

"Don't swear in front of babies. They are our next generation." 

"You were calling her the F word before!" 

"Hah~!" Michiyo smiled and laughed at Hajime, innocence within her little smile.

'Kiji sent me an email to keep this a secret from the Warden. I don't blame him because even I wouldn't know what to say to the Warden. However, I heard that this is the week where the Warden will do surprise checks to each building.' Hajime looked calm on the outside but he was contemplating on what to do because this was not a good sign at all! No, it's not! 'If the Warden were to find out No.314 had become a baby, she will put the blame on me because I gave No.11 the permission to see the doctor. No.11 did not tell me about No.314 accompanying him, therefore the Warden will think that I am lazy when in reality I am actually doing my own paper work and couldn't be bothered accompanying No.11! If the Warden finds out about this, she will more likely give me a suspension that will last more than 3 days itself! It was harsh getting through 3 days without work, never mind some more days of it!' 

The paragraph above might be long, but in reality it only took Hajime a few seconds to think things through. 

"No.11, take care of the baby for the time being while I get some stuff done. I'll be back to check on you later." Hajime passed the baby to Uno. 

"What is No.11 supposed to say to the others, Supervisor? Is it a good idea to leave a baby to inmates?" Seitarou might not be on good terms with Michiyo, who was now a baby, but his instincts of a mom still kicked in.