02 | asshole

11.5K 744 742
                                    

me:
mark istg can u stop

asshole:
oh hi jinyoung

me:
go die in a hole

me:
asshole

asshole:
what did i do now?

me:
YOU WROTE MY NUMBER ON A DESK U PRICK

asshole:
oh

asshole:
that

asshole:
hahahahahahahaha

me:
IT IS NOT FUNNY

me:
THE NEXT TIME I SEE U IMMA WRING YOUR THROAT

asshole:
who texted u then?

me:
it doesn't matter

asshole:
JINYOUNG TELL ME

me:
he's a dick and i never want to speak to him

asshole:
ooOOoOoooOoo

asshole:
is he a hot guy?

me:
he's a heartbreaker mark

asshole:
this gets more and more interesting ;););)

asshole:
do u like him?

me:
HE FUCKING BROKE YOUNGJAE NO I DONT LIKE HIM

asshole:
wait what

asshole:
youngjae?

asshole:
IM JAEBUM HOLY SHIT

me:
yeah

asshole:
i can't believe what he did to youngjae that shithead

me:
i can

me:
he makes me want to choke him

asshole:
;);););););););)

me:
in a not sexual way

me:
in a serious torture way

me:
bc he deserves pain for what he did to youngjae

asshole:
remind me never to date a fuckboy

me:
same here

asshole:
oh well

asshole:
what did u do after he texted u?

me:
i blocked his ass from my phone

asshole:
good

asshole:
do u think he'll do anything else??

me:
like what

asshole:
idk like approach u in school or smth

me:
fUCK

me:
MARK IF THAT HAPPENS I SWEAR IM MOVING TO A NEW COUNTRY

asshole:
i'll move with u :)

asshole:
and we'll drag youngjae with us

me:
i'm suddenly off sick tomorrow

asshole:
noooooooo come in plsssss

asshole:
i might get confronted and i neeeeed uuuu

me:
who would u get confronted by? im jaebum doesn't know u wrote the thing

asshole:
........

me:
what have u been doing when i've been studying at lunch mark

asshole:
not important!

asshole:
gtg bye!

***

a/n: part 2 bc i like this lol

UNBLOCKEDWhere stories live. Discover now