WARNING: True Blue Aussie writing this.
This will include: Swearing, Sarcasm, Stereotypes, and other things that don't start with S.
Most of the stuff in here is satire. It's meant to be funny.
You might also find them offense if you live in Tasmania or NZ. Sorry. (Not.)
Most of them are things that I thought of, but I have also stolen some from Tumbler, various Australians and other places that I can't remember now.
Just a random thing that I wanted to write.
Enjoy.
But first, some Aussie songs that everyone ought to know.
Australians, let us all rejoice
For we are young and free.
Our golden soil is wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea.
Our land abounds in nature's gifts,
Our beauty rich and rare.
In history's page, let every stage,
Advance Australia Fair.
With joyful strain and let us sing,
Advance Australia Fair.
Da da dum ba da da da.
Dum da ba dum ba.
Da bum bum across the sea.
In history's page, let every stage,
Advance Australia Fair.
With joyful strain and let us sing,
Advance Australia Fair.
You literally only need to know the first verse. Everyone else kinda fades out in the second, then comes back in the last bit. It's actually quite funny to hear when heaps of Aussies are singing-Strong first verse, chorus, mumbled second verse, strong finish.
We're patriotic, for sure.
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
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