Tasmanians often have two heads.
This is a result of all that inbreeding they were doing while being alone from everyone else. I mean, there's only so many times you can marry your cousin before something weird starts going on.
The second head is removed at birth.
This causes a bit of disorientation when travelling to the mainland. They seem to think that Australia itself is 'the North Island' and that we are idiots compared to themselves.
Ha. Joke's on them!
At least we don't say "fsh and chups," you wankers! (Oh, wait. That's kiwis. My apologies. ... Nah.)
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