Yes, I'm Aussie. I found there is a lot of shit on the internet that's wrong about us. (... There's also a lot that's right, but we're just gonna continue on.) So I thought I'd educate you all on what Aussies actually are/do/say/etc. Warning: There is swearing. (Obviously.) This is meant as satire. Mostly. Cover image taken from Google Images and Shutterstock.