Drop Bears are real.
They are vicious, vile creatures that will drop down on you from above and kill you where you stand.
Don't believe these people that say drop bears do not exist. They do, and they are sometimes lethal to people who they land on.
What to do to avoid a drop bear attack?
Stay away from tall eucalyptus! Or any other tall thing that may be hiding a terrifying beast ready to attack at any moment.
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