Except spiders.
Spiders are fucking everywhere. In the shoe you wore yesterday, in the corner of the lounge room, between the wooden door and screen door of the laundry, in the dog's kennel, bloody colonies in the shed.
But even then, most of them are harmless to humans. Sure, the huntsmen poison could kill a human... but it's itty bitty fangs can't break the skin.
There is, however, one that is posionous and deadly to humans (As well as any other animal that might come into contact with it)-White tips.
You go near one only to squash it with your thong. Stay away all other times.
(For you Americans, thongs are flip-flops.)
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