When a girl comes out of the bathroom and suddenly tells you John Lennon's cat's name (Elvis), or what newspapers were made of in Paris in the early 1800s (silk), you know she's on her period.
Libra, a 'feminine hygiene product' company, has weird facts on the back of their pads and stuff. It's a fun way to learn utterly useless shit.Although, a good pick up line is "Do you know why wedding rings are worn on the left ring finger? Because in Greece, they believed that's the only finger with a vein leading directly to the heart."
Yeah... Don't actually use that. It is not a good pick up line.
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HumorYes, I'm Aussie. I found there is a lot of shit on the internet that's wrong about us. (... There's also a lot that's right, but we're just gonna continue on.) So I thought I'd educate you all on what Aussies actually are/do/say/etc. Warning: There...