Because it's Christmas...
Aussie Chrissy Carols!
Dashing through the bush
In a rusty Holden Ute
Kicking up the dust
Esky in the boot
Kelpie by my side
Singing Christmas songs
It's Summertime and I am in
My singlet, shorts and thongs.
Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way!
Christmas in Australia
In a scorching summer's day!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Christmas time is beaut.
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a rusty holden ute.
Engine's getting hot.
Dodge the kangaroos.
Swaggy climbs on board--
He is welcome too.
All the family is there,
Sitting at the pool.
Christmas Day, the Aussie way,
By the barbarque.
Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way!
Christmas in Australia
In a scorching summer's day!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Christmas time is beaut.
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a rusty holden ute.
Come the afternoon, Grandpa has a doze.
The kids and Uncle Bruce
Are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
We take a family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through
Before the washing up!
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