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Advance Australi--
Fuck off. No one's that patrotic on Australia day.
Oh sure, we say were're patriotic, and we are... just not today. Apart from a lamb BBQ, and having the whole day off to drink, it's really no different to any other day.
What's worse is the splitting headache you get the day after.
Even if it's only 25 degrees and fuck'n RAINING! *Glares at the clouds* It was supposed to be 38, you traitors!
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