Shrimp on the Barbie

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"Toss another shrimp on the barbie."

No!
They're fucking prawns!
And you don't barbarque them, they're a cold salad thing!
Shrimp is American!
I mean, it was made for the American market, but that is false advertising! You are saying the wrong word! Americans are going to come here, ask for shrimps, and we are going to laugh at them, because we have no shrimps here!
Fuck you Paul. You may have Crocodile Dundee, but you lost us forever when you gave us this.

"Toss another chop on the barbie."
Yes. That is good.
Lamb=Australian ✔️
Barbie=Australian ✔️
Lamb chops=Fuckin' 'Stray'n ✔️

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