It's called 'The Red Centre' for a reason. The sand there is literally red bulldust.
And it gets fucking EVERYWHERE!
Driving up to Darwin for a wedding? Well, you're going to have to buy a new dress, it's stained pink.
Brought your caravan for a holiday? Prepare for the outside of your van to be thick red dirt.
Just rained on your snazzy new car? Stick some bulldust on that shit, turn it into bright red paint!
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HumorYes, I'm Aussie. I found there is a lot of shit on the internet that's wrong about us. (... There's also a lot that's right, but we're just gonna continue on.) So I thought I'd educate you all on what Aussies actually are/do/say/etc. Warning: There...
