Spring is magpie season. Stay away from
-trees
-bushes
-house roofs
-gutters
-power poles
-dog parks
-tall playground slides
-tall shrubs
-hanging baskets
-shed roofs
-house TV antennae
-etc
where magpies might have their nests.
If not: You will get swooped.
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