Everyone makes such a big deal when they're "Coming Down Under!"
Like, oh thanks, you've finally decided to come to the country who's one of your largest album buyers, a lot more than Belgium, who bought like a hundred, yet they get to be in your third concert.
Yay for recognising us.
It almost seems like people are scared to come down here.
'Gotta be careful of those weirdos down there; All that empty space that they don't use fucks with their brain. It's a cult. Don't drink the eucalyptus Kool-Aid!'
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HumorYes, I'm Aussie. I found there is a lot of shit on the internet that's wrong about us. (... There's also a lot that's right, but we're just gonna continue on.) So I thought I'd educate you all on what Aussies actually are/do/say/etc. Warning: There...
