South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))

To Start Off (edited A/N)

((Edited: nvm, i'm planning on making a oneshot book and even a continuation book))

douglas: so~ it turns out that you can't get a truth or dare book popular with just one chapter

cartman: no shit sherlock

kyle: shut up fatass!!!

cartman: fuck you jewboi!!! i lost weight for fuckin' sake!!!

craig: love/hate relationship much?

cartman & kyle: FUCK NO!!!

kenny: *laughs* yea tucker, if you say anymore stan is going to get jealous

stan: huh!? *blushes*

tommy: guys we can talk about all of your love life later-

tweek: a- a- a- ALL!?!?

tommy: for now lets just answer these questions i found on the internet

token: better then doing nothing

Q1 - are you single?

stan: yes *goes into emo mode for a second*

kyle: w- well yea...

kenny: if you don't count fuck buddies yeah..

eric: gross kenny. no, i'm not single, i-

kenny: *mockingly* have a big tits and huge ass bitch as my girlfriend

eric: ei!!!! and for your information! i'm dating a guy!

kyle: wow really? i always though you were a homophobe

stan: same here

eric: i only did it to pissed kyle off

butters: gee thats making me cu- curious.. a- ah nuts, w- well i'm still single....

craig: *opens mouth*

kevin: hush boy we already know you're fucking tweek.

tweek: GAAH!! Wha- WHA- WHAT!??! >/////<

clyde: *squeals* they're both so cute!!!

craig: *glares* fuck you both, go die *pets tweek who's freaking out*

token: *sigh* yep, a single parents is what i am alright.

jimmy: *blushes* m- ma- maybe

henry: pfftt- hehehe, no wonder the title says gay edition

everyone: ...

tommy: anyway, me and the other four guys are single too

Q2 - do you have a crush?

kyle: ... *mumbles* yes

stan: i- i don't know.. *awkwardly scratches neck*

kenny: ahahaha-!! who me? having a crush? nope! *laugh nervously*

butters: *nods frantically while blushing heavily*

token: currently? no

clyde: *shakes head* but who knows~? maybe that'll change soon

tommy/douglas: crushin hard too!

henry: hmm... well, i don't think so

kevin: *shakes head* there's no one that has caught my attention

allen: *shakes head*

craig & cartman & jimmy: boyfriend/ bo- bo- boyfriend

Q3 - did u get ur first kiss?