henry: ugh.. it's getting crowded here..
kevin: whatever, cartman!! you have a dare from @Du_Zei
cartman: *sigh tiredly* yeah? what the fuck is it
douglas: you have to give everyone here a dare
cartman: *smirks* well then-
kyle: but last chapter's dare still stand so you can't be mean
cartman: oh fucking dammit!! you're not acting like a goth and jersey anymore why should i-
stan: we're still wearing it though
cartman: ...*groans* fine. the dare is simple, i want kevin and clyde to go on a date and henry and louis to go on a date
henry/louis/clyde/kevin: WHAT!?!?
cartman: *smirks* and! i dare everyone else to say "ERIC CARTMAN RULEZ" to the entire school tomorrow
craig: oh hell no
cartman: be thankfull it's not mean
kyle: fuck you fatass
cartman: oh and kyle can't beat me up for anything
next day at school
cast except cartman and timmy: ERIC CARTMAN RULES!! ERIC CARTMAN RULES!!!
cartman: don't forget he's amazing!
cast: *annoyedly* AND HE'S AMAZING
wendy: ..wow.... and here i thought you would make them eat their own shit or something
cartman: what do you take me for? I'm a nice guy, right babe?
gary: *sweats* err.. sure sweety, sure
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...
