kenny: *smirks*
stan: *sweats* show some mercy?
tommy: *laughs nervously* ra- raven dared kenny to give everyone here some dares
kenny: *clears throat* stan, i dare you to make out with tweek
kyle, i dare you to wear stan's clothes for five episodes/chapters (stan you can just wear a sweater) and be all cutesy once in awhile
cartman, i dare you to not say a word for the next five chapters
gary, i dare you to give cartman a lap dance
jimmy, i dare you to hand upside down on the ceiling for a minute
clyde, i dare you to cook blindfolded
token, i dare you to eat the thing clyde will make
tweek i dare you to sit on my lap for the rest of the chapter
craig i dare you to sit back and watch and not do anything to me nor stan
douglas i dare you to strip and run around the studio singing i came in like a wrecking ball (i know you can sing btw)
kevin i dare you to read a fanfiction bout your notp
henry i dare you to wear a bunny custome
tommy i dare watch something cringe worthy
and allen i dare you to smash an egg on your hair
everyone cept kenny: *jaw dropped* ...
time skip
clyde: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!!!!
token: *is in the bathroom puking loudly*
gary: oh god i feel so embarrass!!!! >/////<
cartman: *in a daze*
jimmy: HELP!!! I- I CAN ONLY SEE BLACK AND WHITE!!!
stan: *is furiously brushing his teeth* HOLY SHIT TWEEK!!! YOUR WHOLE MOUTH TASTE LIKE COFFEE
douglas: -I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!!- *is running around without a shirt on*
henry: HELP I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
tommy: AH!!!
allen: *is covered in egg yolk* ...
kevin: *on the floor twitching* m- my otp..
kyle: *is wearing clothes too big for him* KENNY I WILL END YOU!!!
kenny: hey! i said act cute
kyle: *twitching* t- this is embarrassing ke- ken!
tweek: yes it is!!! *is on kenny's lap*
craig: I WILL KILL YOU BOTH!!! MARSH MCCORMICK!!!
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...
