South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))

Truth 22# & Dare 60# - 61#

A/N: I tried to make a new cover but messed it up lmao, ah well I'm too lazy to fix it

Tommy: *pouting* This is so not fair.

Stan: *leaning on Kyle's shoulder* What is?

Tommy: THIS!! *frantically gestures towards everyone*

Tweek: We- nggghh! We aren't following... Hghh *sitting on Craig's lap*

Tommy: *groans pathetically* The fact that everyone is in a relationship but me!

Henry: *looks up from phone* I—

Tommy: Don't try to deny it! I know you've been texting back and forth with Louis this past few months

Douglas: Alright, but I'm still single

Tommy: You have Daniel

Douglas: oh, fuck you

Token: Uhh.. I'm also single—

Tommy: You have that on and off thing with Nicole since the writer doesn't know if she should give you a bf or not, so you don't count

Token: ...

Allen: *slowly raises hand*

Tommy: And YOU! have two people that like you that you've turned down completely. Not to mention it's only a matter of time before the writer gives you a bf

Allen: ... *slowly lowers hand*

Cartman: Sucks to be you then, dickwad *texting on his phone*

Token: Why does it have to be a boyfriend anyway?

Kevin: *petting Clyde's head that is on his lap* Gay edition *nodding as if it answers all the question in the world*

Token: ...

Tommy: Uggh sometimes i wish someone would have a crush on me

Jimmy: Tha- That's not t- t- true

Kenny: Yeah! *wiggles eyebrow* You have Bridon Gueermo

Tommy: ...huh?

Kyle: Yeah, dude, he had visited you in the hospital alot of time right?

Clyde: I mean he was almost always there everytime we came to visit

Tommy: ...i don't follow, what's that got to do with anything

Craig: Holy shit *facepalms* you seriously don't realize—

Butters: *slams door open* Guys!! We have one truth and two dares to do!!

Cartman: DAMMIT, BUTTERS!!! WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU PIECE OF—

Kenny: DON'T YELL AT HIM, FATASS!!

Butters: ...Wha- what's going on???

Jimmy: I- ignore the- them, bud. Wha- at's on today's agenda?

Butters: oh! Yeah.. So! @ilamas_areawesome asked all of us what's the most embarassing thing they've caught us doing

Stan: ugghh.. Probably that time as a kid when i fondled Sparky's balls *shivers*

Kyle: Mine would be when they caught me and stan making out, they were supportive of it! But yeah.. not a great image to see at all

Kenny: Probably all of the time they've walked in with my hands down in my—

Henry&Token: *screeching* STOP!!!

Butters: Oh! Uhh.. When they saw me with my hands on Kenny's zip- zipper, it wasn't a- anything like that! I was helping his zipper get unst- stuck..