kevin: *hair is a messed* *theres fabric everywhere around him* you know, if this keeps going on, i might lose all of my outfit ideas
cartman: *wearing a floral dress and a bow* *wearing heavy make up* *makes kissy face* fuck that, i look hot in this!
douglas: *wearing sunglasses* well @arnieptune, thank you for making me blind and lose all the hope i have left in humanity
tommy: *frozen in shock* i.. i really.. really want to end this
kyle: THEN END IT!!! FATFUCK IS BURNING MY EYES!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!
cartman: *moves hips in a circular motion* but i haven't even acted like a girl yet~ which one do you want? *hands on hips* boyish girl? *hands are covering his face as he crouch a little* shy girl? *grabs a whip with a smirk* sadist girl? *drops unto floor and lift skirt a little* or maybe slutty-
gary: *opens door* eric! you forgot your- *freeze*
silence
gary: .....*closes door*
cartman: waiT! BABY!!! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!! *frantically wiping off make up*
stan/kenny/clyde: *laughing hysterically* SERVE YOU RIGHT!!!
token: can you please take that off before i get nightmares? -___-
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...
