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douglas: GUYS WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
stan: SHIT-!!! CAN YOU BE ANY LOUDER!?!?
douglas: if you want *laughs* anyway, we got our first dare from a reader!! *waves around a piece of paper*
tweek: GAH!!! OH JE- JESUS!!! IT'S- IT'S THE FIRST DARE!!! OH GOD-
craig: babe calm down
kenny: shit they're making me WANT a girlfriend/boyfriend
cartman: give me that!! *snatched the paper from douglas*
douglas: hey-!!!
cartman: *reads outloud*
@its_fun_to_cosplay they dare everyone who has a crush to kiss them, a.k.a their crush, on the lips
kyle: WHAT!?!? FUCK NO!!!!
clyde: wha~at? come on kyle~ don't be a pussy!!
kyle: easy for you to say!!! your answer was no in the previous chapter!!!
butters: *hiding face in his hands* oh gee why did i say yes...
henry: *says thoughtfully* so that means.. it's butters, kyle, tommy and douglas
jimmy: oh this will be good
stan: *mumbles under breath* i didn't even know kyle has a crush till....
kevin: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!!!
((silence))
kevin: what? i'm complete trash
clyde: oh god i loved watching that!!
kevin: i know right?
kenny: back to the task at hand-
cartman: come on jew!!! stop being a fucking pussy and kiss st- *cough* kiss your crush already!!!
kyle: fuck you, and fuck no
token: you can just tell them it's a dare-
kyle: NO!! *face turns bright red*
cartman: god fucking dammit you huge ass pussy!!!
kyle: WELL IF IT'S SO EASY WHY DON'T YOU DO IT!!! KISS THAT SO CALL "BOYFRIEND" OF YOURS!!! *scoffs*
cartman: ... *takes out phone*
*dials a number* .... *shows screen to everyone to show that it is indeed ringing* *puts it on speaker*
???: *voice on the phone* hello? eric?
craig: holy shit, that is a boy
token: your face cannot be an straighter dude..
jimmy: his se- sexuality is as straight as a cooked spa- ghetti though
cartman: hey angel-
kenny/kyle/stan: *chokes*
tommy: oh god- medic!!!
tweek: AAAAAH!!! THEY'RE GONNA DIE
cartman: -jew boy here is being a fucking pussy and he also believe you don't exist so here's a kiss from me *makes kissing noise*
clyde/kevin: *gag*
???: *chuckles* you're a too much of a goddamn dork eric. if that's all you wanted, i'll be hanging up now, love you
cartman: aww~ love you too *ends call* see?
kyle: ...fuck.you
butters/kyle: ...
allen: "can we please just do it? it'll end faster that way-"
tommy/douglas: *each kisses allen's cheek*
allen: *sucker punch both of them*
tommy: GAH-!!!
douglas: OWW!!!
allen: *blinks in surprise* "shit, sorry, you surprised me"
kevin/cartman: pfftahahahahah!!!
kyle: ... *growls in frustration* fine!!! fucking fine-!! *grabs stan's jacket collar*
stan: wha-!!
kyle: *quickly smashed lips together before pushing stan away* *wipes furiously at lip* there!! happy?! *storms out*
stan: *completely baffled* what.. wait-!! KYLE!! *runs after him*
kenny: oh shit maybe i should-
butters: *quickly pecks kenny's lip*
kenny: *eyes widen*
butters: *fidgets with a bright red face* s- sorry ken
kenny: ..no problem..
allen: *stares at where kyle and stan disappear to*
craig: well then, i guess that's all for today, be seeing you tickets later
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"KYLE!!! KYLE- WAIT!!!" stan panted as he leaned against the wall beside him. his bestfriend stop in his tracks not far infront of him. his fist was clenched tightly and shaking
"what the fuck do you want stan!? i already know you don't feel the same!!"
"i- i know.. b- but i don't want it to end our friendship"
kyle chuckled bitterly "that's so fucking sappy stan"
"kyle.."
"...i just.. need some time alone alright?" kyle said as he turned with a small tired smile
"..are we alright?"
"yea.. we're alright"
"super bestfriends?"
"..." the red head laughed "super bestfriend" he agreed
allen watched with a disappointed look on his face from a corner of the wall, he sighed before turning on heels and walking back to the studio
maybe he needs to smoke
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...
