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Stan: *is wearing spy gear along with the others* alright, people! Operation stolovan is a go!!
Douglas: *confusedly takes off his night vision goggles* uhhh... What???
Craig: Today's dare is from UrLocalGhost and newtick56, they told us they want Kevin and Clyde to date already
Kenny: Wait— aren't they already dating????
Token: Apparently not, Kevin might have not rejected Clyde yet but he hasn't said yes either.
Cartman: GOD FU—
Tommy: *strokes chin* So all we have to do is make Kevin say yes, right? Easy!
Butters: wa- wait! We aren't forcing them, right?
Henry: Nah, Kevin has been crushing on Clyde too, he's just hasn't realized it yet.
Jimmy: Then this is going to— going to be— be easy!
Kyle: *groans* don't jinx it
Tweek: *is making a face of displeasure* let's do this quick, before clyde goes on a rant again
Douglas: Alright, but another question, why the hell are we wearing spy gears?
Silence...
Stan: Shut up, Douglas
Kenny: Yeah! Don't ruin our fun!
Douglas: ... *jawdropped* i.. i give up *sigh*
Timeskip
Clyde: Craig! Stan! Stop pushing me— where are we even going?!
Craig: Isn't ot obvious?
Clyde: I think you're confused about my brain power to know what the fuck is going on
Stan: We're going to Kevin's house!
Clyde: ...why??
Stan: So you can confess again!
Clyde: WHAT?! BUT I ALREADY DID THAT— DOUGLAS!! STOP THEM!
Douglas: *is walking behind them* I can't, it's a dare, besides we are already here *points at Kevin's house*
Clyde: Alright! Fine! *shrugs off Stan's and Craig's hand* also.. Why are you wearing—
Stan: KEVIIIIIINNN!! COME OUTSIDE!!!!!
*stan and craig immidietly jumps into nearby shrub while dragging Douglas who shrieked in surprise*
Clyde: ...
Kevin: *opens door* yeah? Oh! Clyde, i thought i heard Stan's voice...
Clyde: uhh yeah.. they're—
*Clyde gets a rock flung to his head*
Clyde: OUCH!!
kevin: Clyde?!
Clyde: I'm fine! I'm fine! So uh... i was wondering if you uh... Well you already know that i like you.. So... Would you.. Go out with me..? Maybe...?
Kevin: ...
Clyde: I mean! No pressure or anything! Honestly I'm not expecting you to say—
Kevin: Yeah, alright
Clyde: —Yes or anything but i just thought.. That... I... What?
Kevin: *laughs* i said yeah, I'll go out with you!
Clyde: I— REALLY?!
cartman: WHAT?! *jumps out of the bush with full on spy gear*
Kevin: What the hell are you wearing??? It's the middle of the day—
Cartman: YOU IMMIDIETLY SAID YES?!?! WE SET UP THIS WHOLE PLAN FOR NOTHING?!
clyde: wait— you were expecting him to say no?
Cartman: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH A TRUCK FULL OF ROSSES AND SWANS?!
kyle: SHUT UP, FATASS!! WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING!!!
clyde: ...
Kevin: .... *sigh* morons
(a/n: thanks for anyone who stayed till now!!!)
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
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