douglas: my live just went down the drain *pinches the bridge of his nose*
tommy: *nudging douglas* just when you thought this show couldn't possibly get anymore gay huh?
tweek: *wearing his maid outfit* GAH!!! I THOUGHT WE BURNED THIS THING!!!!
kevin: oh we did, but i always keep a spare incase of an emergency. now *holding a box* where's kyle? i already have a sexy outfit in here *walks out the door*
louis: *reading a piece of paper* so raven dares tweek to sit on craig's leg for five chapter and whenever he wants to go anywhere craig has to carry him
tweek: nGGGHHH!!! what if i have to take a shit!?
clyde: holy shit xD
henry: please figure that out on your own and keep us out of it...
louis: next kyle has to give stan a lap dance wearing a sexy outfit
kevin: *distant yelling* GODDAMMIT JUST PUT THE DAMN THING ON!!!!
kyle: *distant yelling* NO!!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! I REFUSE TO BE THE GODDAMN GIRLY ONE!!!
kevin: *distant yelling* DON'T YOU FUCKING SPRINT AWAY FROM ME-!!! KYLE!!!
stan: *covering his now tomato red face* ....
craig: that's a nice treat, ain't it marsh *has tweek on his lap*
louis: cartman can't do or say anything mean
cartman: *sulking on the couch because of last chapter* ...
louis: a~nd lastly kevin needs to cosplay any characters from any show he likes-
kevin: we're back!!! *slams door open* *dragging kyle by the collar of his short and skin tight black dress*
kenny: *looks at kevin up and down* and what are you-
clyde+butters: you're lapiz from steven universe!! *says excitedly*
token: wait, why aren't you wearing a wig?
kevin: couldn't get one, anyway *twirls around in his dress* don't i look cute in this? *winks playfully*
clyde: *clyde.EXE has crashed* O////o
kyle: *trying to tip toe away*
allen+nelly: *grabs him*
allen: "nice try KB, but you're still doing this"
kyle+stan: *both gulps with a red face*
timeskip because although this isn't exactly kids friendly we still have a line we refuse to go through, says the editor
douglas: *holding a handkerchief to stan's bleeding nose* seriously!? a goddamn nosebleed!?
stan: i couldn't help it... *sighs tiredly*
douglas: *gives craig another handkerchief* you too mr. astronaut
craig: huh? *looks down and sees blood dripping down from his nose*
tommy: *cooes playfully* aw look~ the group's leaders are getting along
token: i thought allen was the group leader
allen: *shakes head and then shrugs*
kevin: alright everyone!! send us more dares and truths!!!
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...
