(( Drawing Doesn't Belong To Me ))
clyde: SHIPPING TIME BABY!!!
kevin: it it going to set sail???
clyde/kevin: WHO KNOWS!!
craig: ....we should not have let these two be in the same room
tommy: one is a "nerdy freak" and the other is a "teenage child" what did you expect?
jimmy: w- wa- wait, what are we doing today
henry: we're-
kevin: its_fun_to_cosplay has strike again!!! and this time they want our opinion on their shipping!!
token: wait- you mean like the bunny thing
kenny: does that mean there are other shipping
clyde: duh!! kevin and i even made a list *shows all of them a notebook* *takes our another notebook* and this is for writing fanfiction!!
everyone: ....
stan: we really, really shouldn't have let them meet
cartman: not bad guys, not bad at all
kevin: back on topic!! the first shipping is... CREEK!!!
clyde: that's tweek's and craig's shipping!!
tweek: WHAT!??! OH JESUS!!! CRAIG THEY'RE COMBINING OUR NAMES-!!! NGGGHHHHHH!!! ARE THEY- ARE THEY PLANNING ON COMBINING OUR DNA OR SOMETHING!?!? OH JESUS I CAN'T TAKE IT-
craig: babe!! calm down!! *hugs tweek and soothes him by gently rubbing his hair* it's just a shipping name babe... it's fine
tweek: *shoulder relaxes* nnnhnn...
token: .......well they're a good match i guess
jimmy: yea, you couldn't tell me that any straighter
kevin: pffttt-!!! *snickers*
clyde: OTP MAN!!!!
kyle: o.. t.. huh?
kevin: one true pairing! it's so cute for me!!
allen: "i knew there was something up with them since the first time we met"
cartman: *is already furiously writing on the notebook* must!! write!! fanfiction!! ideas!!
kenny: too bad i haven't had the chance to tap tweek's ass though
craig: *flips off kenny* fuck you mcwhoremick
bunny: i- i'm re- really ha- happy for tweek!!
stan: tweek can honestly do better
tommy: hah!
craig: ...henry
henry: *smacks kenny/stan/tommy with a magazine* shut up!!!
kenny/stan/tommy: GAH!!!
jimmy: looks like so- someone is beating you at being a mom token
token: hey it's less work for me, still though don't hit them too hard
kyle: .....i.. er.. envy them i guess?
clyde: next one is bunny!!
butters: *blushes*
kenny: ....
clyde: OTP!! OTP!!! OTP!!!
stan: what he said *points at clyde*
butters/kenny: STAN!?!?
douglas: next!!! it's tyde!!! a.k.a tokenxclyde
clyde: I'd do him if he lets me!
token: in your dreams clyde *rolls eyes* *stomps on clyde's feet*
clyde: OUCH!!! *whimpers* that hurts!
kevin: i can see it!!
allen: *thinking: though i don't think it will be the ship that becomes canon in this universe...*
kyle: the cry-baby? and the mother?
tommy: pffttt- i just had the weirdest imagination where clyde calls token mom and token calls clyde baby
clyde: you say that as if i would be the-
tweek: *shrieks* MOVING ON!!!
tommy: style!!!
jimmy: what is with these ships name
tommy: stan x kyle!!
butters: it's-
stan: *laughs nervously* come on guys! really? me? and kyle? he's like a brother to me! i would never go out with someone like him anyway
kyle: *glares at stan* oh really?
stan: *freezes* i mean- ah shit- fuck i meant that i-
kyle: no fucking need to explain yourself, atleast now i know i'm not dateable in your book
allen: "guys-"
stan: come on kyle! that's not what i-
kyle: what? you meant that i would be a fucking terrible lover!?!? well good to know stan!!! *stomps out of the studio angrily*
stan: kyle! *follows*
silence
cartman: ...well fuck dude
craig: next episode is going to be awkward as fuck
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...
