kevin: so @its_fun_to_cosplay gave us another dare-
clyde: thank you for all of your other requests by the way!
kevin: clyde!! *clears throat* anyway, they said that since they hate cartman-
cartman: EY!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I FUCKING DO!?
jimmy: too many things to c- c- count
kevin: shut up!! the dare is for stan, kyle, kenny, token, clyde and craig to beat him up. butters anf tweek can join in if they want
cartman: WHAT THE HELL!?!?
kyle: *smiles with a killing intent* *cracks knuckles* i've been waiting all my life for this moment
stan: **he has a bandage around his head** *grabs a putter that was conveniently leaning against the wall* well you heard them cartman
kenny: *takes out gun and cocks it* well i would say i'm not looking forward to this, but that would be lying
clyde: *cracks knuckles*
craig: *picks up a nailed baseball bat* i'm going to enjoy this
token: *takes out a bazooka* this'll be fun
tweek: *glares* y- you were one of the reason c- craig and i fough *outstreach arm towards tommy*
tommy: *gives tweek a baseball bat*
cartman: YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING DARE!!!
stan: oh we would
cartman: WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! NO-!!!!
this scene has been cut off by the editors due to the amount of violence it is shown. we need the readers to use their imagination for this one. but we should tell you that there was a lot of screaming.. and cops
douglas: *is infront of the camera and blocking the background that seemed to have red on them* BYE EVERYONE!!! LEAVE YOUR DARES AND TRUTHS!!! I HAVE TO GO BAIL THEM OUT BEFORE THE NEXT EPISODE *zooms out*
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...
