South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))

Dare #5 : Kyle!!!

everyone (except stan): *reads latest dare*

craig: ....so.. who's going?

tweek: i- it better not be me!!! i'm terrible under pressure like that!!

token: ...should we volunteer someone from each of our group?

cartman: I VOLUNTEER KENNY!!!

kenny: dude!!! why!?!? i already have enough dramas in my own house!!

butters: k- kenny.. we both know you'll t- tag along secretly... y- you don't like s- seeing st- stan and kyle fi- fight

kenny: *sigh* fine

douglas: we volunteer allen!

allen: *jumps* *looks at douglas with wide eyes* !!!

clyde: we volunteer craig!!

craig: what the fuck-!?!?

jimmy: d- dude... you're basically a gay guru

craig: ...

kevin: we'll try to cheer stan up in the mean time

kenny: good luck with that, i think thats like his fourth bottle

stan: *sobs* i hate my life~~!!!!

cartman: ......this is getting sadder then funnier

tommy: right

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"i can't believe they forced me to console broflovski of all people...!!" craig grumbled. he shoved his hands into his jacket's pocket as he stomps his way towards kyle's house, allen and kenny not far behind him

kenny chuckled "you say that but you're walking faster then us!" he stated. craig turned to glare at the blonde "it's just no fun with stan being such a goddamn sissy!" he yelled

"you called him stan again" allen signed, his red eyes was twinkling in amusement "fuck off allen..."

after they got to the broflovski household they were let in by sheila who looked worried, sheila pointed out that kyle has been in his room all day. they went up the stairs after thanking kyle's mom. kenny tried to open the door, but it wouldn't budge

"go away!" yelled a voice from inside. "kyle! come on! talk to us!!"

"fuck you!!"

craig sighed in irritation as he pinched the bridge of his nose "broflovski you have to the count of three to open the door or so help me i will not hesitate to kick it down!" allen gave him a look suggesting that he was asking if craig was being serious or not

"one..!"

ah.. he was

"two!"

...

"three-" a clicked from the other side of the door before it swung open, revealing a close to pissed kyle "what do you want!?"

kenny tried to give him a smile "kyle.. we just want to know why you stormed out-"

"none of your fucking business!!" the red head growled causing kenny to raise his hands in surrender, he didn't want to be killed by a pissed off kyle

craig placed his hand on kenny's shoulder when the blonde took a step backwards "dude, we know you have anger issues, and we know that sta- marsh was being a dick but-"

" he was being an asshole!!" kyle practically fumed "he basically said i would be a fucking terrible lover!!"

allen signed again "why do you care so much about what stan thinks about you"

"BECAUSE-!!" then kyle cut himself off and his voice soften as a trully pained look appeared on his face "because his my best friend.. he's my super best friend..... and he acts as if.. as if..." kyle hung his head "he has no fucking feelings"

allen, craig and kenny exchange glances before looking back to kyle "kyle, dude," kenny started "stan has been a complete mess without you! he thinks you hate him forever!"

"yea" craig agreed "look.. we might not get what's going on between you two but we want to help"

kyle look up and stare at the three wide eyed "you.. want to help?"

allen nodded. kyle hung his head again "how..?"

"we'll think of something" craig offered a small smile

kyle nodded "alright.. alright... fine... thanks for that by the way.. i needed to vent" he chuckled "and.. if you're going back to the studio... can you not tell the others about this? atleast not yet.." he asked "i promise i'll come back to the studio... but not now"

craig, allen and kenny exchange glances again

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tweek: h- h- how'd it go?

kenny: he told us to eat horse shit and fuck off

cartman: what the fuck...