Dare 17# : *Sits on Lap with a Straight Face*

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stan: what does raven mean by the masculine boys and feminine boys???

kenny: masculine as in the one who tops and feminine as in the one who bottoms *wiggles eyebrows*

tweek: WHAT!??!!?

tommy: then i guess it's just for the guy who's dating somebody

henry: then... how about the others-

clyde: *waves arms* we'll figure something out~ for the time being- *points at kyle, tweek and butters* you! go sit on your boyfie's laps

kyle: ARE YOU CALLING ME A FUCKING BOTTOM!??!

jimmy: wi- wi- with an ass lik- li- with an ass like that who wouldn't

kyle: I WILL PUMMEL ALL OF YOU TO THE GROUND!!!

tweek: nggghhhhh! leave some ass- ass kicking for me

butters: oh hamburgers... *blushing red*

after a few minutes of yelling, kyle, tweek and butters sat on their perspective boyfriend's lap. kyle lookes annoyed, tweek was close to having a panic attack and butter's face goes even redder

stan: *hold his hand up to his mouth* i think i'm going to barf....

kyle: seriously!?!?

craig: ......

tweek: GAH!!! OH JESUS!! WHA- WHAT'S POKING MY THIGH!!!!

kenny: *wraps arms around butters' waist* leo~ can i get a kiss~???

butters: n- no...

token: this is just making me sad for being single

kevin: you can always get with clyde

clyde: *frowns* ....

token: no thank you, kinda weird to date your friend when he likes someone else

kevin: OH NOW YOU'RE JUST RUBBING IT IN!!!! MY CURIOSITY IS KILLING ME DAMMIT!!!

allen: "kevin seriously?"

cartman: *narrows eyes as he stares at clyde* .......

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