douglas: so before we get to the next dares and truths we have an announcement
tommy: butters will be gone for awhile because he is grounded, so in the meantime, we invited a special guest!
kevin: give your applause to...
DRUM ROLLS
kevin: gary harrison!!
stan: who the hell is playing a drum?
gary: hey guys! i'm happy that i can join this for a short while
clyde: were happy you can join us too!!
kyle: yea, maybe cartman can stop being a douche with you here
cartman: FUCK YOU KAHL!!! YOU COW FUCKING JE-!!!
gary: *looks at cartman with a raised eyebrow* ...
cartman: i mean uh... whatever
gary: *nods*
kenny: *smirks* so~ time to start the dare~ *pushes both kyle and stan into a closet*
stan: KENNY WHAT THE-!!!
kenny: *slams it shut* seven minutes boys! now then, the truth
henry: honestly i think now we all know that kyle has a crush on stan
jimmy: but in stan's case... we're still not quite sure. i mean y- yea we 'ship" them but knowing stan... well it's difficult to know
allen: "in a way... he is still in the closet"
gary: *raises eyebrow* kyle and stan aren't together?
silence..
timeskip
kyle & stan: *walks out nonchalantly*
tweek: so?
kyle: so... what? we just talked about games and stuff
cartman: fuck you for sinking my ships all the time jew
gary: eric!
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
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