douglas: hey guys! we have good news!
kyle: *slams studio's door open* I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!
stan: KY!!! *jumps on kyle and squish him in a hug* I'M SORRY KY KY!!!
kyle: hgghhh-!!! you're! choking me!!
butters: fe- fellas? i- is it n- normal f- for someone's face to turn b- blue?
kevin: don't care!! its_fun_to_cosplay, who's name i'm guessing is raven struck again! this time it's a dare!! kevin and clyde have to kiss!!!
silence
kevin: wait, i'm kevin
clyde: ....
cartman: a dare is a dare nerd!!!
kevin: what!? no!!! guys!!!
tommy: *raises hand in surrender* sorry, but i can't do anything about this
douglas: we had to kiss allen, it's fair that you have to kiss somebody too
henry: sorry kev... but as one of the host you do have to do it. afterall, we don't want to disappoint the audience!
allen: "it's not like it's your first kiss anyway"
clyde: .....
token: come on kev!!! kiss em!!!
kevin: what the hell-!?!? since when did you start shipping!?
token: since i watched everything you recommended me last night
tweek: k- kiss!! kiss! kiss!
kevin: uh-uh!! nope!!!
kenny: oh come on! me and butters had to kiss like 3 times!
kevin: still no-
clyde: *grabs kevin's shoulder*
kevin: *flinch* ahaha... *laugh awkwardly* y- you aren't actually going through with this, r- right?
clyde: .....
craig: god fucking... KISS HIM ALREADY YOU FUCKING BABY!!!!
clyde: *flinch* *slams lips against kevin's*
kevin: MMMFFFH!??!
cartman&token: WHOOP!!!
kevin: *pushes clyde away* *stumbles and falls on the floor* DUDE!!! YOU BIT MY LIP!!!
clyde: s- so- sorry...
jimmy: *laughing* oh my god!!! y- you actually made his lip bleed!!
kyle: *is still patting a sobbing stan's back while watching them* i am so glad i came back to see this
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...
