everyone: ...
cartman: well i'm stuck
clyde: me too
tweek: nggghhh...!! butters is still grounded and uh-
craig: his parents fucking despise us
tommy: they do?
token: well they didn't, until they found out all of us aren't completely straight
kenny: so... we're giving up?
craig/stan: *glance at each other* ....
stan: not... quite
kyle: i don't like the look in your eyes stan...
cartman: i like it! that means he's got a plan!
douglas: oh god...
craig: we do.. we just need some help
kenny: from who?
craig: the audience *points at you/camera* or what little we got anyway
kevin: *narrows eyes* you sure raven would want to help out?
stan: *shrugs* this is their otp, plus we need an eye in the sky and the audience are capable of that
clyde: i- i don't get it
craig: what marsh is saying is that we need someone who can see the stotchs without them actually knowing that person is there, and who better then the people watching us 24/7?
token: i'm sorry, did you just say 24/7-
jimmy: t- then what's the plan??
stan: ... *turns and looks directly at the camera/all of you* any of you got any plan to sneak kenny in or sneak butters out?
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
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