Craig: welp.. back to hell we go
Daniel: oh come on~ live a little, it can't be THAT bad-
Kyle: you've obviously never been dared to wear feminine clothing or do unspeakable things
Kenny: like that lap dance-
Douglas: WHAT IS WITH THIS FANDOM?!
Stan: JUST GET EVERYTHING OVER WITH DAMMIT!!!!
Butters: to- today we got o- one fro- from Manglight or Jen!! Their first da- dare is foh- for cartman to not cuh- cuss in four days
Cartman: *is dead inside-* i don't
give a flying shintaki mushroom anymore...
Token: ladies and gentlemans, eric cartman has officially die inside
Clyde: i always thought he would be the one that cause people to die a little inside ya know
Kevin: you live and learn
Jimmy: i am going to ha- ha- have so much fu- fun pissing off cartman
Tweek: nggh! Next one!! The ukes have to make their semes nosebleed without sexy-
Kyle: *punches Stan in the nose*
Stan: OWWW!!! WHAT THE SHIT?! *holding his bleeding nose* KYLE!!!
Kyle: babe, sorry, but i am so damn pissed right now that i needed that. Also just a side-note, i would choose this way too without you needing to tell me anyway
Stan: i think you broke my nose..
Craig: wait, does that mean-
Tweek: sorry craig *sucker punch Craig's face*
Craig: *K N O C K E D O U T*
Tweek: *sees his bleeding nose* CRAAIG?!
Butters: oh hamburgers.. I- i guess i ha- have to do it thi- this way too huh? So- sorry ken
Kenny: aww~ it's alright butterfly~ and it's fine if you can't-
Butters: *smacks Kenny's face with a frying pan*
Kenny: I N S T A N T K I L L
Silence
Allen: "MEDIC!!!"
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