Kyle: *crying tears of happiness* yeesssss!!! I need this before my faith in humanity is burned out—
Stan: I HAVE A DICK AGAIN!!!
Kyle: ...never mind
Allen: *is wearing sunglasses**gives thumbs up to Green_Blue_WhatToDo**walks out the entrance*
Clyde: SO! basically this is what happened! Green decided to take pity on us—
Douglas: for now
Clyde: and told us to get ice cream aND TACOS!!! *drools*
Token: and also the semes to buy stuff for their ukes
Daniel: *smiles* do me and douglas count—
Douglas: LIKE HELL!!
Butters: thi- this wi- will be so fu- fu- fun!! *claps hands together*
Tweek: o-oh god!! I HAVE TO CHOOSE WHAT TO BUY?! WHAT IF I CAN'T CHOOSE AND WE CAN'T DO THE DARE?! THAT IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSU— GAH!!! I BIT MY TOUNGE
Kyle: i guess i'll accept the title as 'uke' just this once
Kenny: T3T good bye hard earn cash~
Craig: ...this is so stupid.. but atleast we can get some food
Stan: I'm just happy to be a dude again
Cartman: oh, and that asshole allen get a spa trip for the day. Tsk, lucky bitch
Jimmy: wha- what are we wa- waiting for then? Let's go!!
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Clyde: *eating his fifth taco happily* mmm~ this is worth all of the embarrassment~
Kevin: you say that because you like Tacos..
Daniel: *sigh* too bad this won't last long
Douglas: since when were you such a— oh never mind
Daniel: pfft- ahaha..
Cartman: *eating his tenth taco* oh look, the homos are back
Token: Cartman shut it or i'm telling your boyfriend *turn towards the other six who just came back* that was fast, i thought you were going shopping
Kyle: well i don't like shopping too much so all i really bought was a few videogames, movies and also this one book i wanted
Butters: ke- ken bought some games too!! And i bought a cu- cute bunny hat and a be- beanie
Tweek: nggh— more coffee
Craig: this time with less caffeine though *pats tweek's head*
Stan: hey! Did you order for us yet?
Kenny: yea I'm starving!!
Jimmy: ge- ez! *laughs* order you- yourself!!
Douglas: ...
Daniel: *nudge Douglas with his shoulder* a penny for your thoughts?
Douglas: *rolls eyes* it's nothing tanner, so zip it
Daniel: hahaha.. i bet youre having fun huh? *smirks*
Douglas: *face turns red* as if..
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...
