clyde: *sitting on a couch* *eating potato chips*
token: *holding cards* got any threes?
jimmy: *holding cards* g- go go fish
douglas: *strumming on his guitar* *laying down on the couch*
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
red light flashes on and off
clyde: hey henry? what does it mean when the light flashes red??
henry: ...uh oh
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stan: *taps foot on ground impatiently* god-!! what's taking him so long!?
kevin: *sitting under a tree* you can't rush romance
tommy: kenny isn't the type who monologues though...
craig's phone rings
craig: dammit... *picks it up and puts it on speaker*
clyde: CRAIG!!! *sounds frantic* I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!
craig: *is suddenly in high alert along with the others* what?! what is it!?
clyde: can you pick up tacos on your way back?
silence
kevin: you... you called just for that..?
clyde: well yea
craig: clyde i am going to rip your dick of your useless body when we get back
clyde: hey! ...oh and butters mom is on her way to butter's room
tommy: what!?
stan: fuck clyde! now you tell us?! shit what do we do no-
cartman: leave it to me fags *suddenly appear wearing a wig and a fake mustache along with a suit*
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ding-dong
mrs.stotch: *stops half-way up the stairs* hmm? who is it~? *walks towards the front door and opens it*
cartman: *says in a french accent* ah~ mademoiselle~! you look stunning tonight no?
mrs.stotch: oh my! that's very sweet of you to say *giggles*
cartman: *thinking: someone fucking gag me* *smiles* oui! but i can confidently say! that with this- *pulls out a bottle of parfume with yellow liquid in it* you'll be even more magnifique!
mrs.stotch: you think so? what is it?
cartman: *smiles widen* cat piss *splash entire bottle on mrs.stotch*
mrs.stotch: *screams* STEPHEN!!!
mr.stotch: linda!? linda what's wrong!?
cartman: ADIOS!!! *sprints away*
stan: wow... cartman's plan worked and nobody died!
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butters: *blinks**blinks* go- go out...? as.. as in dating kind of thi- thing?
kenny: *blushes* e- exactly...
butters: buh- but i tho- thought you weren't the da- dating type...
kenny: well... i guess you need someone to help you change huh? *grins awkwardly*
butters: *narrows eyes* *looks downwards* yo- you're.... you are- aren't ma- making fun of me right?
kenny: wha... buttercup why would i make fun of you?
butters: oh hamburgers! be- because i have a huge sti- stinking crush on you! a- and... and...
kenny: butter! *cups his cheeks* i would never... ever make fun of you!
butters: ....re- really?
kenny: *smiles* really...
butters: ....*smiles* al- alright ken... i'll date you
kenny; *grins widely* HOLY SHIT!! ARE YOU SERIOUS-!!!
butters: hush ken! *glares and pouts* t- there's gotta be sah- some rules though... first yuh- you ca- an't tell any- anyone except for the guys!
kenny: got it!
butters: a- and no doing anything sexual alright?
kenny: *eyes soften* alright leo... i understand
butters: *smiles* I'm- I'm glad tha- that I can call you my boyfriend now ken...
kenny: i-
tommy: *from below the window* kenny!! we gotta go!!
kenny: what!? *looks down window*
kevin: allen, tweek and kyle already bailed! the stotchs found out that it was a trick!
craig: jump now! they still think it's just a prank by cartman
kenny: *looks back at butters in worry* leo-
butters: g- go ken... *smiles* i'll be f- fine... tell the oth- ers tha- thank you for me
kenny: alright *smiles* i'll be your hero next time butterscotch *jumps out window* craig catch!!
craig: wuh- ugh! *catches kenny*
kenny: my, such strong arms you have~
craig: can it mccormick, you're already dating somebody now
kenny: OH MY GOD!!! YES!!!! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY I COULD JUST-
stan: run!!! RUN NOW!!!
timeskip
kyle: *isn't wearing a wig* well... that was fun *scowls*
kenny: I DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC RIGHT NOW~!! YES BITCHES I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!
stan: you aren't exactly the first one *rolls eyes*
douglas: well then... i guess we'll see butters next episode
((A/N: hey guys! just wanted to say that if anyone wants to roleplay they can ask me in the private messages
ocs are allowed since i would also be using allen, douglas, tommy and henry
it can also contain shipping (i prefer the shipping from my book, but others might also be allow) alright then! bye guys))))
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