camera is on
everyone: ....
stan: dude, where the hell is tommy?
henry: dunno, he said-
tommy: *slams the door to the studio open* I'M HERE!!!
clyde: holy shit man!!
tweek: gah!! w- why is your face black and blue!?
tommy: *smirks* i got into a couple of fights with some rednecks, which i totally won by the way!
kenny: WHOOP WHOOP!! GO TOMMY!!!
gary: i- is it always like this?
cartman: pffttt-!!! no-
kyle: yes
tommy: oh and *takes out a piece of paper* we got another dare from our favorite reader!
kevin: what do we have to do now?
tommy: SPIN THE BOTTLE!!! ...oh and stan has to get drunk
craig: ....so basically marsh has to act like his normal self
stan: are you implying something tucker?
tweek: hhnnngggg! don't fight!
douglas: or wreck this place, seriously, we haven't hire security guards yet
kenny: oh~ looks like we-
kevin: LETS PLAY!!!
time skip
everyon is now sitting in a circle, and stan has drunk atleast 8 bottles of... whatever kenny gave him
kyle: what did you give him!?!
kenny: in my defense..!! i didn't think it would be this strong
stan: *hic* i'm a sorry excuse for a human being!!!
jimmy: are any of us even hu- human?
token: jimmy no
clyde: i'll go first!! *spins the bottle*
bottle land on douglas
clyde: ei! i get to kiss the person the girls voted for "top ten guys i wish were my boyfriends!"
douglas: are you saying that so you can brag about how you got into the top 6?
clyde: ...maybe *shuffles to douglas and pecks him on the lip quickly* do you use lip balm?
kenny: moving on! *spins the bottle*
bottle lands on gary
gary: m- me!?
kenny: pucker up cutie!
cartman: I WILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH A PAIR OF SCISSOR IF YOU TRY ANYTHING KENNEH!!!
kenny: HAH! *gives gary a wet kiss before pulling away*
gary: ew-!! kenneth!!!
kenny: BAHAHAHA!!!
jimmy: *spins the bottle*
bottle lands on kyle
kevin: *whistles* lucky! you got the person with a nice ass
kyle: WOULD ALL OF YOU FUCKING DROP IT ALREADY!!!!
stan: *whines and sobs* kahhlll~ noooo~ jimmy already has a boyfriend~!! *slurs*
jimmy: i- i'm sure he wont mind *quickly pecks kyle*
craig: tweek you try
tweek: a- alright *spins the bottle*
bottle lands on henry
tweek: oh jesus man!!
clyde: hah! you get to kiss mom 2.0!!
henry: say that again and no lunch after this. craig you don't mind?
craig: *shrugs* as long as you don't do anything
henry: *quickly kisses tweek*
stan: *spins the bottle lazily*
bottle lands on kyle
kyle: *blushes* again!?!?
cartman: oh~!! hippie gotta kiss the jew!!
gary: eric...
stan: ....*mumbles*
kyle: w- what?
stan: *grabs kyle's shoulder and kisses him*
kyle: mmph!!??!
allen: ...
kenny: don't worry, everyone is also confused allen
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...
