" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?"
"....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?"
"huh-?"
"WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...
douglas: so uh.. tommy along with henry won't be here for a few chapter because tommy is currently hospitalize and henry was nice enough to keep him company
cartman: *sigh* the duty of being mom 2.0
kyle: *smacks cartman with a book*
cartman: OOWWW---!!!! WHAT THE HELL JEW?!
kyle: henry texted me to hit anyone who calls him mom 2.0 when he's gone
stan: still a mom even when not here huh
kyle: *raises a book*
stan: waiT I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!
kyle: so?
stan: AND I DIDN'T SAY MOM 2.0!!!
kyle: ..*shrugs* point taken *puts down book*
douglas: *looks annoyed* and...
others cept kevin+allen: and?
kevin: we found someone who's willing to participate on behalf of tommy and henry!!!
douglas: *groans* unfortunately...
???: *comes in with a grin* aawww~ come on lucky charm!! you know you love me~
douglas: *turns towards the entrance and points angrily at him* STOP CALLING ME WITH YOUR STUPID NICKNAMES TANNER!!!
daniel: wow, still can't call me by my first name huh?
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((drawing is by my friend Dream_Loves_Comedy!! ps. the top of his head and tip of his hair are brown while the rest are dyed blonde))
clyde: did.. did he just call douglas lucky charm?
allen: "he has loads of embarrassing nicknames like that, i don't know if he really means it or if he's just trying to annoy douglas"
craig: wow.. and here i thought my nicknames for tweek was 'embarrassing'...
token: oh!! so you must be the daniel tanner we've heard about!!
daniel: *raises eyebrow* douglas talks about me?
douglas: i ridicule you!!
kevin: oh don't listen to him!!! he gets embarrassed whenever we bring you up!!!
douglas: because he is an embarrassment!!!
kenny: woah! way harsh dude...
daniel: *laughs* don't worry, i'm used to how my snowflake treats me
douglas: i.. AM NOT!! YOUR ANYTHING!!!
butters: a- and i tho- thought kyle was a- a tsundere
kyle: a what?
kevin: tsundere, the tsun in it means that-
cartman: just get to the point and say tsundere are generally cold to their love interest to hide their feelings!!
kyle+douglas: I AM NOT A TSUNDERE!!!/WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKE THAT IS MY LOVE INTEREST?!?
tweek: i thought it was my nggh- job to scream
clyde: don't worry tweek, no one can beat you in that department
daniel: well anyway! i'll be replacing henry and tommy while they're away *grins* be sure to add me into some of the dares
douglas: *scoffs*
kevin: *claps hands* anyway!! it's time for the dare!!! *snaps fingers*
cartman: WHY ARE ALL OF US WEARING A GODDAMN SKIRT?
kenny: butter!!! my dick is gone!!!
butters: KE-- KE-- KENNY!!!
jimmy: wha-- what was that...
daniel: *winks and grins**pointer finger and thumb pointed upwards* well Hello_Im_Crazy279 made a dare where the semes are turn into girls, thus making them a temporary uke
kyle: this is that top and bottom shit again?
kevin: basically
kyle: ME AND STAN AREN'T EVEN HAVING SEX!!! WHO ARE THEY TO CHOOSE WHO'S TOP AND WHO'S BOTTOM!? FURTHERMORE--- *continues to rant*
douglas: *sigh* well rather if you aren't having sex, you like to switch position etc. this is today's dare so bare with it
clyde: craig you look hot as a girl
craig: clyde shut up
tweek: nggghh..!! being and official gay guy this is making me uncomfortable
cartman: everything makes you uncomfortable!!!
butters: wha-- at no-- now?
daniel: well it says their assigned lover has to take care of them---
cartman: back up!! i'm not letting my boyfriend see my like this!! so if you'll excuse me *walks into a closet* *slams it shut*
jimmy: i'm out t-- too.. tih-- tim-tim is stressed enough as-- as it is. seeing his boh-- boyfriend like this will make him freak
stan: well that means it leaves us *grins*
kyle: *stops his rant* what?
timeskip
kyle: for fucks sake stan!!! you'll only be a girl for one chapter *raises shopping bags in his arms* what are all this for?!
stan: most of them are for sparky!!! *giggles*
tweek: craig please... i'm nggghhh!! tired of binge watching the Space Guinea Pigs series!!!!
craig: then would you prefer being like kyle and carrying the stuff I'm buying for our son? <--- he's-- she's(?) talking about stripe
tweek: ....
butters: kenny... get you bo-- boobs off of my face!!! i can't breath!!!
kenny: awww but you like it!!!
token: ...this is more like slave driving..
douglas: wow... well then, thanks for the dare! we hope you enjoy it! and send us some more---
daniel: *wraps arms around douglas's waist* *grins* and i hope you'll like having me around
