South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))

Dare #13 : Operation Style

silence

douglas: so uh... how do we do this exactly

kevin: don't look at us! *is referring to himself and clyde* we may be shippers but that doesn't mean we have an actual idea!!

cartman: maybe i should use cupid-me

gary: cupid-wha-?

kenny: *turns to the camera* if any of you are confuse, raven dared us to get stan and kyle to confess their feelings for each other

craig: thing is we can't expect marsh to confess when he doesn't even know his fucking feelings

tweek: ngh-! may- maybe we should just go talk to him?

tommy: he'll just deny it over and over again...!!

clyde: *nods* kyle has already got his feelings figured out so it's easier to convince him to confess

jimmy: buh- but didn't he kinda already? raven gave us a dare for everyone who said they had crushes to kiss them. and kyle kissed stan

token: oh yeah... then.. all we need is to help stan straighten his feelings

jimmy: not literally though *snickers*

allen: "and how in the ever loving fuck can we do that?"

cartman: *smirks* leave it all to me

tommy: alright, so cartman has the "drag stan out of the closet" portion but who's going to convince him to confess?

everyone turns to douglas

douglas: ?!?!? me!? why me?

tweek: we- well in all the times we hung out outside the st- studio we notice that you can be.. a bit harsh...

craig: by which he means alot

clyde: but!! it's for a good cause and most of the time it got through their head!! like the time you told me to stop being a whiny baby when that girl stood me up *grins* you were harsh yea but then you told me why waste my tears on someone who isn't worth it

douglas: *blush* f- fine

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alright cupid-me! you got it?"

"tee-hee! got it eric!"

"make sure that hippie realise it quick!"

"yes sir!!" cupid-me giggled as he flew- fluttered? er- float? inside the marsh's residence where douglas and stan were

the plan was simple, cupid-me does his thing while stan and douglas were watching a marathon. then when douglas notice stan realising he'll jump in and will begin to 'lecture' stan and push him to confessing

after that it's all up to kyle and stan

"dude this series suck" stan grumbled, not noticing the invisible cupid version of his fri- of fatass floating near him

douglas yawned, glancing towards the sliding door in the kitchen briefly. when he saw clyde and kevin holding up a sign that says 'change to channel 13' he obeyed it and picked up the remote "let's find something else to watch then"

when channel 13 finally showed, it was on a commercial break, the commercial was about a show where a girl and a boy fell inlove

stan scowled "ugh, i know this shitty film"

"how so?"

cartman gave thumbs up to cupid-me from the bushes outside the window. cupid me nodded then peed in stan's mouth unnoticed. when he was done he floats away and out the window