( i want to know who you think is cartman's boyfriend here before you read this )
stan: cartman..?
cartman: hmm? *has bandages all over his body*
stan: @its_fun_to_cosplay said you deserved it
cartman: OH COME ON!!! I HOPE YOU ACCIDENTALLY DRINK CAT PISS-
henry: *smacks cartman with a rolled up newspaper*
cartman: OOWWW!!! EI!!
douglas: so we have another dare from them!!!
clyde: *gasp* five times in a row?? amazing!!!!
kevin: pfftt-!!! the dare is for bunny to kiss!!!
kyle: ...bunny..?
kevin: bunny!
craig: bunny??
clyde: BUNNY!!!
tweek: b- bunnies!?!? k- k- kissing!?
token: ??? wait bunny kisses?
tommy: bunny kisses
jimmy: ....i'm sorry but what the fuck?
cartman: fucking idiots!! bunny is a ship name!!!
silence
cartman: *rolls eyes* a relationSHIP name!!! bunny is kinny's and butter's
butters: W- W- WHAT!?!
kenny: *whistles* this person must really ship us *smiles at butters* it has already been three times!!
butters: *trembling slightly* *groans in embarrassment* d- d- do i h- have to?
kyle: just one little peck butters!
allen: *thinking: it has been three times in a row and they're acting like it's something normal...*
butters: *groans again* *leans towards kenny and pecks him quickly* GAH-!!! *pulls away* d- d- d- did you just licked me!?!?
kenny: *smirks* *shrugs*
craig: alright then, i guess that ends-
henry: hold up! we aren't finish! we still have a truth
tweek: I- i- ngh-!! i hope it isn't for me!
henry: don't worry, it's not, it's for fatfuck
cartman: excuse me-!!!!
henry: its_fun_to_cosplay wants to ask you, who's your boyfriend!
cartman: oh! well then if you must know... it's-
*HOOONNNKK*
everyone: O_o !?!?!?!
tommy: oh shit sorry that was mine.. *takes out phone*
cartman: ....anyway... it's-
*HOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNKKKK*
tommy: sweet jesus i thought i already put this in silence
clyde: TOMMY!!!
tommy: I'M SORRY!!!
cartman: it's-
*HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!*
token: TOM!!
tommy: i swear on kyle's ass it wasn't me this time!
kyle: wait wha-
stan: it was mine!! sorry!
cartman: PUT ALL OF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE ON SILENCE FOR FUCKING SAKE!!!!
silence
cartman: finally! it's-
douglas: AND WE'RE OUT OF TIME!!!!
douglas: just kidding, we don't have time limits
kenny: MOTHER FUCKER!!!
cartman: what he said!!! *clears throat* and my boyfriend is... gary harrison
craig: ....what?
cartman: gary. gary harrison
stan: gary harrison? as in the mormon kid? as in the one who told me to-
cartman: is there any other kid name gary harrison in south park?
kyle: but- huh- but- ...BUT HOW!?!?
cartman: *shrugs* hey you aren't exactly a 'reader' i shouldn't be forced to answer your question
clyde: wait is he the reason why you're not like the asshole you were as a kid?
cartman: well yea-
clyde: not saying you're not an asshole right now though, just, not as much
cartman: OI!!!
( A/N: should i tag this as crack shipping? xD )
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