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tommy: WHOOP!! 10 MORE FROM RAVEN LET'S DO THIS!!!
douglas: starting from the truths, first one [ craig have you ever been afraid of tweek ? ]
craig: ........................noo...?
stan: he hesitated!!
louis: and that was definitely a question mark
tweek: WHAT THE HELL CRAIG!?!?
clyde: 100% truthful craig!!!
craig: fine!! ....maybe.. once... or twice... *mumbles* possibly more..
tweek: NGGGGHH!!! BEING FEARED IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE
henry: next one!! [ clyde tell everyone who you have a crush on ]
clyde: *spit-take* WHAT!??!
craig: *mockingly* 100% truthful clyde
token: now, you don't have to if you don't want to
louis: how come you didn't say that when the others got the same type of truths!?
token: because unlike with clyde i don't know who they like
cartman: wow, you just earned a bit of my respect but also is placing higher on my mom friend list
kevin: well????????
clyde: *sweats* .....i-!!! *faints*
kevin: clyde!?!?!
butters: oh no!! is he alright!?
kenny: by which he means is he dead?
nelly: aw!! but i wanted to hear what he would say!!
tommy: ah well, we'll get to him later. next one is for craig [ craig who do you love more, tweek or stripe ]
craig: ....
kyle: *wheezing/laughing* holy shit he has to think it through
stan: have some sympathy, i mean if i had to choose between you and sparky i would be confused too
kyle: i'm your boyfriend!!
stan: and sparky is my animal soulmate!
craig: ...striiiiiiii-
tweek: *glares and raises fist*
craig: -iiiiiiipppe and tweek are both very important to me so i can never choose!!!
allen: ....."alright next one is does anyone else ship mysterion and professor chaos?"
kenny: the super hero/villian alter ego we had as kids???
kevin: shipped!!!
jimmy: well duh, it's like, what? the second most po- popular super hero ship next to the su- su- super gays *points at tweek and craig*
kevin: alright! last truth before we head to the dares! [ token tell everyone a bad habit of yours ]
token: *sweats* i uh... eat chips in the pool..??
craig: ....really?
ashley: u- uh guys? the dares
tommy: oh yeah! the first one is for jimmy to bring in timmy!!
jimmy: *sputters* wuh- why!?
ashley: *perks up*
stan: just do it. what's the worse thing that could happen?
jimmy: *grumbles as he walks out the studio*
cartman: ....alright fags, what's the next one?
kyle: *cracks knuckles* we get to beat you up if you're mean to us
cartman: *sweats* starting now, right?
tommy: well technically yea
cartman: *sighs in relieve*
tommy: oh! stan and kyle!! stan has to go goth again and kyle has to go jersey!!
kyle/stan: WHAT!?!?
craig: *snorts* hah!
timeskip
kyle: holy fucking shit *hands wrapped around himself* i forgot how cold wearing this shit was
stan: *holding a hand mirror* dude, how tf were you able to get the mascara right, and who's earings are these!?!
nelly: *giggles* well i AM a girl you know, i mean i'm not saying all girls likes makeups but i do!!
douglas: and the earings are mine
stan: cool...... tweek can i have some coffee
kenny: and the goth begins, what's next?
kevin: tweek and butters have to wear goth clothes
butters: oh goodie!!
tweek: WHAT!?! I LOOK HORRIBLE IN BLACK!!!
stan: they can borrow some of mine
timeskip
tweek: *looking at himself in the mirror* .....i.. i look... like i'm on crack
craig: that's just the make up *mumbles* hopefully
butters: oh hamburgers, i hope mah pa- parents doesn't find out
kenny: you're fine buttercup!
henry: alright then... kenny, you and butters go into the next room
kenny: ohoho~ what's the-
henry: you have to explain what a wet dream is
kenny: ......come one leo.. this is going to take awhile *walks out*
butters: alright! *follows kenny*
kevin: ALRIGHT THAT WAS THE LAST ONE-!!!
jimmy: *comes back in while pushing timmy in a wheelchair* hey ga- gang, what we missed
token: nothing much, hey timmy!
timmy: *waves at everyone* .....
ashley: ti- ti- timmy! he- ey *blushes furiously*
kyle: oof that's gotta be awkward
clyde: *wakes up* ughhh... what hap- oh timmy!! hey!!! *waves*
douglas: clyde! you're awake! good, now you can finish the last truth
clyde: oh.. you mean the *blushes*
craig: yup
clyde: ....i... uh.. i... might... well kinda... have a little... like REALLY little.. crush on-
cartman: SPIT IT OUT MAN!!!
clyde: *squeaks* kevin!!!
kevin: *in the middle of eating his french fries* *pause* what?
tommy: ...that's more awkward, well then uh, see you next time then folks! leave us dares and truths-
distant butters screaming 'WHAT'
kyle: ....and hopefully i won't be too scarring
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
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