South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))

Truth #1 : Kyle's Crush

tommy: so craigh threw stan out-

kyle: THROUGH THE WINDOW!!! *looks at open window in panic*

craig: *shrugs* *walks out the door calmly*

jimmy: w- where do you t- think craig is going?

kenny: probably to check if stan is still alive or not since strangely the screaming had stopped

kyle: AAAHHHHHH-!!!!

douglas: *slaps his hand over kyle's mouth* would you stop acting like tweek?! anyway, it's_fun_to_cosplay gave you a question, and tweek, they said they were sorry

tweek: gah!! i- it's alright *twitches*

kyle: *steps on douglas' feet and pushes him away* *glares at him* what is the question?

allen: "how long have you had a crush"

((silent))

kyle: hhnnnggghh-!!! *face turns beet red*

butter: o- oh geez.. y- yo- you don't have t- too worry so much k- kyle, a- after all, the person you like i- isn't here right now

kyle: LEOPOLD!!! ....*sigh* fine... *mumbles*

clyde: *leans closer* *cups hand over his ears* what was that?

kyle: *mumbles again*

kevin: dude speak up!! we can't hear-

kyle: SINCE WE WERE 12!!!

cartman: ....ohmygahahahahahahad!!! i knew you were a fag the entire time!!!

kyle: shut up you mother fucking ass whore!!!

cartman: what did you call me you fucking jew!?!

they continue to fight and argue

henry: guys stop it!! you're going to ruin the studio

kenny: they don't look like they give a shit *laughs* *a stage light fell untop of him*

tweek: OH JESUS!!!

cartman: oh my god!! we killed kenny!!!

kyle: we're bastards!!!

tommy: yes that has been well established

token: *looks at camera and ignoring the chaos behind him* you know what to do everyone..

craig: *from outside* guys! i think we need to call the ambulance!

i wonder if any of you can guess who cartman's and jimmy's boyfriend are!! ^^