douglas: hey craig! raven dared you to ship everyone in the studio
craig: ...alright
stan: wait wha-
craig: but only the ones i think have a chance. *looks around* butter and kenny
butters: h- huh!?
kenny: *chokes*
craig: stan and kyle
kyle: WHAT!?!?!
stan: FUCK YOU TUCKER-!!! did you just call me sta-
craig: cartman and gary since it's already canon here
cartman: YOU CAN BET KYLE'S ASS IT IS!!!
kyle: STOP
craig: i guess allen can go with either tommy and douglas, but i don't see it happening anytime soon
tommy: how thoughtful for you to say that -____-
craig: kevin and clyde
clyde: DUDE!! *whines*
kevin: FUCK YOU CRAIG
craig: henry and token sort of give off a mom and dad vibe
henry/token: *glance at each other* ... *shrugs*
henry: you're probably the mom though
token: dammit henry
craig: jimmy and timmy
jimmy: ...
craig: and me and tweeker
tweek: CRAIG!!!
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...
