A/N: Hello?? Hello??.... Anyone still here????
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Ah well))
Stan: No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!—
Token: He's been screaming 'no' for an hour straight...
Douglas: Must be fun being an idiot, you have limitless energy
Kyle: I would say something but the prove is there
Kenny: *Points at a pale an unmoving Craig* That one already collapsed
Clyde: He's lifeless—
Kevin: That's something new?
Jimmy: sta- an being an idi- idi- idiot or Cra-aig being li- li- lifeless?
Stan+Craig: *snaps out of it* HEY!
Cartman: Oh, they're alive *scowls* *whispers under his breath* dammit
Stan: I HEARD THAT!!! ALSO- *turns towards the camera* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Clyde: its_fun_to_cosplay just asked you what your kinks are, no big deal
Craig: Clyde i will rip off your—
Henry: ANYWAY! We're sorry for being inactive for like.. A year? Well in your time atleast.
Tommy: BUT GOOD NEWS IS THAT I GOT DISHARGE FROM THE HOSPITAL!!!
Douglas: thank God, i don't have to deal with that dumbass anymore
Henry: uhhh.. Who?
Butters: He's talk- talking about Daniel.
Henry: ooohhh..
Stan: ...anyway! I AM NOT DOING THIS DARE!!!!
Cartman: YOU HAVE TO!!
Craig: NO WE DON'T!!!
Clyde: YES YOU DO!!
Allen: "fucking hell I'm going to go deaf"
Kenny: come on~ i know you have some kinks that you're hiding~
Token: honestly though i don't think theirs could top yours
Jimmy: *shivers* tha-at was the mo- mo- ost uncomfortable one hour of- of my li- life
Tommy: Oh come on guys! *looks pleadingly* It's just one question! I'm sure yours aren't that bad anyway!
Butters: Yeah! Pleaassee?
Craig+Stan: fine...
Craig: Tweek cover your ears, you don't have to hear this
Tweek: *sigh* ngghhh.. *covers ears* wasn't planning on listening anyway
Stan: ...uhh well.. i have.. An ass kink..?
Kyle: *rolls eyes* seriously?
Stan: IT'S NORMAL TO HAVE IT WHEN MY OWN BOYFRIEND'S ASS IS LIKE THAT *starts gesturing to Kyle wildly*
Clyde: True
Kevin: Gross
Clyde: Hey! You know i love yours more! *winks*
Kevin: *fighting a smile* gross
Kenny: ...that's it?
Stan: I ONLY HAD SEX LIKE ONCE!!! ...maybe more.. I dunno i was drunk most of the time
Cartman: I CAN'T USE THAT AS BLACKMAIL!!!!
stan: THEN DON'T
Butters: Stop fighting!
Craig: mine is... dirty talking in bed
Douglas: I... Can't say I'm surprised
Kyle: he did said he liked that kid with tourette syndrome
Tweek: what are you ta- alking 'bout??
Craig: Unto next dare
Kenny: DOG PILE ON DOUGLAS!!
Douglas: wait wha-- OOF!!!
*gets tackled by everyone*
GET OFF ME!!! I DON'T LIKE HUGGING!!
Stan: *untop of the pile* Hey! It's a dare from newtick56! *smirks* so you have to do it!
Douglas: Eeeepp!! Stop it!! Pffftthahaha!! Who the hell is ahahahaha!! Tickling mehehehehehe!!
Tommy: *in the middle of the pile* Dunno! I can't tell which limb belongs to who.
Cartman: *near the bottom of the pile* *videoing Douglas laughing* Daniel is gunna pay good money for this!
Douglas: Dohohohohon't!!
Clyde&Kevin: You love us!
A/N: alright.. Sooo.. I'm sorry for bein inactive for like... a year? I honestly don't have any good excuse except that i lost the motivation to do this
Bu~ut I'm gonna try to be more active again, i can't promise anything though
Anyway yeah, I'm so so sorry about this taking so long
I hope you'll forgive me and keep reading
Bye!
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...
