South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))

Truth #5 : Why and Who

craig: *pokes stan* marsh come on. this is getting fucking ridiculous

stan: *groans* leave me alone~!!

tweek: c- come on stan!! stop sulking al- ngh- already!!

kenny: yea, i mean, it's not like it's THAT bad

stan: YES IT IS!!!

cartman: *facepalms* jesus fucking christ. someone get me some fucking soda so i can deal with this shit

allen: "we've got two more truths guys"

kevin: do you want to.. er... hear it?

clyde: *is also poking stan* why not, maybe it can snap stan out of this

douglas: its_fun_to_cosplay asked why stan is acting like this

butters: o- oh! it's because of k- kyle!

stan: *groans louder*

jimmy: a- after kyle stormed out the last time, they had a big argument off screen. i- i think they both exchange words they clearly didn't mean

token: after stan said-

stan: TOKEN!!

token: fine! after stan said something, he sort of realise how bad it affected kyle and tried to apologise

tweek: b- but ofcourse! kyle being kyle got s- super pissed off and didn't want to hear it. h- he said something like "i hate you so much stan marsh! never show your fucking face to me again or i swear i'll fucking burn you alive!" then he stormed out

craig: stan has been like that ever since

tommy: .... 'stan'?

craig: ...fuck off

henry: *pats stan's head* don't worry! i'm sure this will all blow by sooner or later

stan: *whines* but he hates me forever~!!!

clyde: *snatch the paper from kevin* second question is for kenny, who do you have a crush on?

kenny: *grins awkwardly* no one duh! nobody can tie this McCormick down!

butters: t- that's a w- way to put it...

clyde: *gets teary eyed* kenny you dick!!

kevin: hush child, he'll admit it in the future... in the mean time we've got to fix this guy *points at stan*

stan: why is life constantly a pain?

cartman: OH SHIT HE WENT GOTH-!!!