Moonlight and Chocolate (A Young Remus Lupin x Reader)

Chapter 36: Smooth

A/n: yA'LL I nEed pRank idEas.

(Edited)

~~~~~•Y/n POV•~~~~~

I was in the Room of Requirement when Remus returned with the map.

I smirked, "how'd it go?"

Remus kissed my forehead and snickered, "I made him uncomfortable to the point that he rushed out of the Dormitory."

I chuckled, "what were you saying to him?"

"All kinds of nasty things." "You're such a tease, Rem."

"I know I am darling."

You know... this is the Room of Requirement after all.... Y/n no, stop, you're trying to plan pranks with Remus not shag Remus.

"So what are you thinking?"

"What do you mean, darling?"

"The prank you idiot!"

"I don't know."

"Rem, what do you mean you don't know?"

"I don't know!"

"Aren't you the mastermind behind 75% of the Marauders' pranks?"

"Yeah, so?"

"So you should have an idea."

"Aren't you always calling yourself a genius?"

"It's a joke."

"Aren't you smarter than me?"

"I don't know Rem!"

"You're smarter than me Y/n."

"Yeah but you're better at coming up with pranks."

"Am I though?"

"Yes you—actually I may have come up with something."

"What?"

"There's this lipstick from Zonko's, the wearer leaves glowing marks on whatever it touches and the wearer's name gets left on."

"What were you doing at Zonko's darling?"

"You."

"Smooth."

"You know this is the Room of Requirement so it wouldn't hurt to do both...."

"You're right."

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~~~~~•Sirius POV•~~~~~

Where is that bloody map? I called James up.

"What is it Padfoot?"

"The map. It's gone."

"What do you mean gone, did you check up your arse?"

"James the bloody map is missing and you're choosing to make jokes?!"

"Fine I'll stop, Y/n might have it, I'll have Lily check."

He went downstairs and then I pulled out a note from Marlene, Great Hall, 5:30. I checked the time, it was 5:20. I'm going to be late. I grabbed my wand and began to head out of the Dormitory and Common Room.

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~~~~~•Lily POV•~~~~~

I went upstairs as James instructed me to do so. I saw Y/n sitting on her bed. Her hair was messy and her tie, if it was even hers, looked loose, there were some marks on her neck too.