Daily life with the Joestar family

13

Jonathan:
So... You'll still do a chatroom?

Me:
Just a little sub. Yes, I would.

Jonathan:
I have some things to ask you, young lady.

Me:
Alright, go ahead.

Josuke:
Me too

Jolyne:
Me three

Giorno:
Me four *Mista screaming somewhere*

Joseph:
Five!

Me:
What is this? An QnA? Whatever....

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Jonathan:
What's your name and how old are you?

Me:
I won't answer both of them. But I'm a teenager

Joseph:
Ohh... Why?

Me:
You'll just butcher my name. So no.

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Josuke:
Where are you from and what's your nationality?

Me:
I'm actually from Malaysia and I'm chinese.

Me:
And that's the reason why I won't give anybody my name.

Josuke:
Hey, we're both Asians!

Me:
Yeah, you're right.

Johnny:
So, you have small eyes?

Me:
As a matter of fact, yes.

Jolyne:
Now I want to see your face!

Me:
No way in hell

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Giorno:
You did make me wonder. Why is your English good even though you're Chinese?

Me:
Thank YouTube

Jonathan:
?

Me:
Some of you might know a Youtuber name DanTDM. I used to watch his videos a lot and gotten my English better.

Giorno:
Interesting...

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Jonathan:
Speaking of which, how many language can you speak?

Me:
4

Jonathan:
That's great! How did you know so many?

Me:
The thing is, Malaysian learn 3 languages on average. Mandarin, English and Malay. Although our standard is not really high.

Me:
I know Cantonese and some Japanese because of anime.

Josuke:
I'm jealous..

Me:
You should be

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Jolyne:
Teach us how to say hello in Malay and Chinese!

Me:
No

Jolyne:
Come on....

Me:
.....

Me:
Sigh. Okay

Me:
你好 (Ni hao) and Apa khabar?

Me:
But we just say hi most of time

Jolyne:
You guys are weird

Me:
....

Me:
Shut up

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Johnny:
Speaking of which. Why do you guys just say hi? Aren't you guys Chinese?

Me:
You rasict son of a bitch

Johnny:
Don't get so angry...

Me:
Because we learn 3 languages at once, when we talk we just mix everything together. So it just become what we interpret as Rojak.

Me:
For example,
Eh, 你要吃东西吗？mamak 档可以吗？我很想喝susu leh!
(Say, do you want to eat something? Can we eat at the mamak stall? I really want to drink their susu lembu.)

Me:
Mamak stall is usually the place where you could eat roti canai and drink their homemade cow milk. Actually I don't know if they're homemade or not.

I literally took it from Google. Also this is not healthy at all.

Johnny:
Interesting...

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Me:
I guess that's all

Josuke:
Sad. I want to know you more..

Giorno:
Me too

Me:
See you all next time. Bye guys!