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79: "secret" boyfriend / taegi

"SECRET" BOYFRIEND

WORD COUNT 3.3k
OVERVIEW taehyung point blank refuses to introduce his boyfriend to his mates
FOR arne ily!!

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MUSICAL THEATRE SQUAD:
ayeayecaptin, wonniewon, jeonsguks, taexxx, wooj, silvermaknae, jimmyparker & yugioh

ayeayecaptin: and long story short that's how i managed to spend an hour in campus prison 

wonniewon: that was not a long story short that was a long story long

wonniewon: that was twenty separate texts that could've been summarised in like two instagram stories but your extra ass had to

ayeayecaptin: you love me wonhoooo 😘

jeonsguks: seokjin hyung he ain't gonna love u anymore if you continue with that shit

silvermaknae: what's up losers

jimmyparker: i legit just bust one all over myself and it hit me in the chin i fucking screamed

silvermaknae: goodbye losers

silvermaknae left!

jeonsguks: JIMIN WHY

jeonsguks: THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE YOUNGLINGS IN THE CHAT YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE

taexxx: that's a pretty memorable experience why not send it to the groupchat

yugioh: is this what not having a boyfriend is like

yugioh: can't relate

jimmyparker: sweet fucking christ yugyeom nOT EVERYONE GETS THEIR DICK SUCKED ON THE DAILY

jimmyparker: SOME OF US GOTTA DO LIKE NCT SAID AND BUST IT BUST IT BUST IT FO A REA L ONE

jeonsguks: VVS MY DIAMONDS I DON'T NEED NO LIGHT TO SHINE

wooj: literally no one asked

taexxx: lmao remember when i was a salty pringle like jimin

taexxx: i gotsa boyfie now can i join yalls club

yugioh: not until we meet him hoe

ayeayecaptin: how u gon meet him if he ain't real das the real question

wonniewon: don't be mean to tae

wonniewon: i mean tbh if jin wasn't already in the chat before we started dating i wouldn't want him meeting y'all either

jimmyparker: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

jeonsguks: ahem

jeonsguks: it means "y'all are crack heads"

yugioh: shut the fuck up jeongguk

yugioh: your coconut headass got drunk and sobbed because jimin wouldn't let you slap his ass