Peter Parker oneshots :)

Cooking Xmas chap- 2

Warning: lots of swearing in this chapter, because that character is known to swear soooooo.... sorry to those who might not like swearing :)

When Peter received the news, he almost choked on the pasta he was eating. 

"Holy fudge you actually went and got Gordon freaking Ramsay to give Uncle Vision cooking lessons?" Peter said, eyes wide. 

"Yeah, and he insisted on giving us lessons too. Something about seeing my atrocious omelettes..." Tony explained, twirling spaghetti with his fork. 

Peter snorted, hiding his smile by shovelling food into his mouth. Rolling his eyes, Tony continued. 

"Anyway, he and a camera crew'll be here tomorrow at ten. Do you want to be yourself or Spider-Man?"

"I'll be half of myself, maybe we can just put the mask part on and have the rest normal?" Peter said, wondering if that would give anything away about his identity. 

"That should work," Tony replied. "We'll have to ask Pep about it though." 

******

The next day, Peter bounded excitedly down the stairs, Spider-man mask on his face, with a pair of jeans and a jumper with 'I make horrible science puns but only periodically' written on it, paired with a pair of Christmas socks. 

Gordon Ramsay was already downstairs, being filmed as he talked about what he was about to be doing, and Peter tripped when he saw him at the bottom of the stairs, tumbling down the rest of them until he was looking up at him, the camera trained on the two of them. 

"You're Gordon Ramsay!" Peter said excitedly, standing up. 

"Kid, are you going to do that everytime you meet someone famous?" Tony asked from behind the camera, sipping his coffee. 

"Yep! Sorry to interrupt Mr Gordon Ramsay sir, please continue." 

Smiling, Gordon Ramsay finished what he was saying, and the camera person switched off the camera. 

They went through introductions and went over what was going to happen, setting up all the stations and ingredients. Peter was quick to become friends with the camera crew, and soon enough, they were filming again. 

"So, what are we making here?" Gordon asked, despite knowing exactly what Peter was making. 

"Gingerbread!" Peter yelled excitedly, adding a little too much spice into the mixture. Gordon had helped him with most of it, and grimaced when Peter added so much spice. 

*****

It didn't take long for Gordan to get frustrated. 

"What are you?" 

"An idiot sandwich." Vision told him, his face smushed between two slices of bread. Beside him sat a bowl with dried onion flakes mixed into the biscuit mix. 

In the background, Peter was covered in flour, a pink frilly apron on, giggling into messy hands. 

*****

"How's it going?" Gordan asked, walking back to Peter's station. Peter was pouting, looking rather upset even with his mask on. 

"Someone sabotaged my gingerbread!" Peter said tearfully, sniffling behind his mask. "There's chilli flakes in it!" 

The camera footage cut in the video to Sam, who whistled as he mixed his own perfect gingerbread mix, a small smirk on his face. 

"That's okay," Gordan told him. "We can start again. We just need some more flour and-"