Folowing through on a promise and a new maid

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A rare treat, two updates within two days. Just don't expect this to be a common occurrence.

The day starts with YN talking with one of his Inquisitors named Moss.

YN: So you found the village where that little furry weirdo came from?

Moss: Yes most beneficent one, that heretic was from a village just south of vale. As far as I can discern, it is full of heresy.

YN: Heresy, get some of your mates and about thirty imperial guardsmen.

AN: Mates referring to the English version where it means friend.

Moss: Can we use the flamethrowers?

YN: Yeah, bring the flamethrowers!

They then arrive via gunship to the village and surround it. They work their way inwards clearing houses and moving the heretics to the village green.

YN: Step forward if you are related to or are friends with this Faunus. (Picture shows up on huge screen)

Twenty Faunus step forward.

YN: Family to the left, friends to the right.

The Faunus then split into two groups, five family members and fifteen friends.

YN then nodded to Moss who pulled out a tire iron and the rest of the inquisitors followed suit with either wrenches or chains. They then proceeded to beat the fifteen Faunus to death before dismembering their bodies via hacksaw.

By this point the rest of the Faunus were freaking out. And in all honesty, you would too. The inquisitors, who by this point were covered in blood, were smiling like the madmen they were. YN was also grinning while some of the guardsmen were nauseous, some even threw up. Mostly because YN didn't want queasy guardsmen he let them go nuts. He permitted them to go off and loot the village, provided that they didn't damage the infrastructure and would leave the mayoral mansion and local museum for him.

YN then walked towards the other five Faunus and pushed the first to the ground before delivering a mighty stomp to his lower half causing him to scream out in pain before bleeding out.
He then roundhouse kicked two others causing them to have ninety nine percent of their bones broken. They died within ten minutes of massive internal bleeding. YN then kicked the fourth in the nethers and he died of bone fragments from his pelvis rupturing most of his internal organs. YN then walked over to the fifth who was quaking in his boots and sweating profusely.

YN: Tell the captain of the Andromeda hello.

YN then proceeded to punt him into orbit.

Meanwhile on an orbiting imperial ship Andromeda, again.

Sonar operator: Captain, There is a small furry object heading into space.

Captain: YN probably just punted another Faunus into orbit.

Sonar operator: So just ignore it?

Captain: Yeah, just ignore it.

Other Imperial officer: Did you guys hear what happened to him?

Captain: What?

Other Imperial officer: He became a Great Primarch.

Sonar operator: What the hell is a Great Primarch?

Captain: I have no idea.

Other Imperial officer: It is like a primarch, but he is bigger and his power is only surpassed by the Empress.

Captain: Neat.

Back in that village.

YN and the Inquisitors had finished butchering the populace and they were going through the mayoral mansion and local museum. YN was having the guardsmen load the classical pieces of art onto his gunship in addition to antiques, artefacts, books, and furniture. However, some of the more modern art, like a canvas with a green triangle on it is just given to the guardsmen as YN couldn't care less about that style of art. YN then decided not to raze the village but to give the houses and land as small fiefdoms to his girlfriends as gifts.

AN: The girls wouldn't live on the land but it would be theirs to control.

By the end of the day YN is out of his battle armor and back in the snow palace directing some laborers as to where they should hang the new paintings and place the artefacts. At this moment May walked in with a new girl in a maid uniform.

May: We have a new applicant for the job of maid. She passed all the qualifications with flying colors and all we need is your approval.

YN: Marvelous, let's go to my office. May, could you stay here and oversee the transition of new paintings and pieces into my collection?

May: As my master wishes it shall be done.

YN and the new maid enter YN's office and she is startled by how grand it is.

Like this but imagine the desk and chairs to be bigger as to accommodate someone who is ten feet tall

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Like this but imagine the desk and chairs to be bigger as to accommodate someone who is ten feet tall.

YN walks over and leans on his desk.

YN: What's your name? You haven't said a single thing since May brought you to me.

Mary: My name is Mary my lord.

Mary just looks nervous and she starts to cry and blush.

Mary just looks nervous and she starts to cry and blush

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YN: (sighs and drops head down) Come over here. (Sits in chair by the window) It's always better to cry on a shoulder.

Mary runs over to him and climbs onto his lap and lets the floodgates open. She cries on YN's shoulder for a good ten minutes.

YN: Now what's the problem?

Mary: I feel overwhelmed.

YN: Why is that?

Mary: I think it is due to you.

YN: What do you mean by that?

Mary: First off, I'm five foot two and you are easily ten feet tall. You are the second strongest being in the galaxy, whilst I am one of the low rungs on the ladder. And you are so hot, you're easily a fifteen out of ten while I'm barley a six. And I'm supposed to be your new maid and I start off by crying on your shoulder.

YN: Don't be silly, you're easily a nine. And you shouldn't worry about the height difference, I work with someone who is much shorter than you.

Mary: (sniff) So can I get the job?

YN: Just like everyone else here, you'll have a trial run before you are officially hired but it would seem so.

Mary just gives YN a heartwarming smile and a big hug. Although it wasn't her intention, she felt YN's abs underneath his shirt.

Mary: (In head) My new boss is so kind, and sexy. It's like a scenario from one of my dirty magazines.

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