The marine RWBY x Male reader

Becoming the emperor

I guess we are doing the emperor... Wait, that sounds wrong. We are making YN the emperor, that sounds better.

YN is sitting with Emily while Erika is laying down on his lap.

Emily: Do you want to take this relationship to the next level?

YN: (Strokes Erika's head) What do you mean?

Emily: I mean do you want to have a more intimate and equal relationship?

YN: (Strokes Erika's head) I still have no idea what you are talking about.

Emily: I'm the empress and I'm asking you if you would like to be my emperor.

YN: Is that even possible? And also, there can only be one.

Emily: It is possible and there can be two.

YN: Do you want me to be your emperor?

Emily: I sure do!

YN: Then if it is what you want it is my prerogative as your soldier to get it for you.

Emily: Great! (Snaps fingers) Oh most beneficent author, I call upon you to do my bidding.

Me: You called?

Emily: I'm calling on your power to help make YN here the Emperor.

Me: Are you sure of that?

Emily: Of course I am sure.

Me: Ok. (snaps fingers)

Suddenly a cookie appears and floats in front of YN.

YN: So what do I do now?

Me: It is a magic floating supercookie given to you by the being that controls your galaxy, EAT THE DAMN THING!

YN then eats the cookie and starts to grow. This continues for about four minutes until he is twelve feet tall.

YN: This is all fine and dandy, but my clothes and furniture will be too small.

Me: Don't worry mate. (Snaps fingers) Everything is now set for your new height.

Meanwhile in the snow palace with Mary cleaning YN's desk when it expands.

Mary: (Pushed back by growing desk) Well, that happened. YN probably just contacted the author.

Back in Beacon.

YN: Thanks. Can I ask you a question?

Me: Sure.

YN: What do you get out of this deal? I mean, it seems like a lot of work to do all this stuff.

Me: I have an agreement with Emily that when I die I'll go to paradise regardless of my worldly sins.

YN: Sounds like a sweet deal.

Me: It sure is. (Looks at watch) Crap, I have to go now, my teacher will realise that I am not focusing on the visible light spectrum! (Snaps fingers and disappears)

Emily: What an interesting fellow.

YN: (doubles over) And here comes the aching of growing two feet in four minutes.

AN: It's like that feeling you get when you wake up and your body aches like nobody's business, but multiplied by one hundred.

Emily: (Kneels on ground and pats her lap) Have a lie down.

YN then does the cliche lap pillow scene from most anime and manga.

Me: (Peers through the fourth wall and gets nosebleed) Lucky bastard. (Pops back through the fourth wall)

YN: Did you hear something?

Emily: Nope.

YN then closes his eyes and takes a little nap while Emily plays with his hair.

This continues for about half an hour until YN wakes up and they go to Vale for lunch.

They go to a small diner and they have a rather satisfying eggs benedict and sweet potato fries. After that they then head back to the main living room in Beacon where team RWBY is.

Ruby: (Looks at YN) Why are you two feet taller?

Weiss: And why are you shiny and emitting a golden aura.

YN: I am now the emperor!

Blake: How?

YN: Emily encouraged the author to make me the emperor.

Yang: So, do you feel any different than before?

YN: I feel more powerful, like I could explode a beanie baby with my mind or break through a wall with my mind.

Emily: You're a psyker?

YN: I don't know? Maybe, probably?

Ruby: What's a psyker?

YN: Someone with special powers who can blow shit up with their mind and send interplanetary messages and to a small effect alter time.

Ruby: THATSOUNDSAWESOMEYOUHAVETOTRYYOURPOWERSNOW!

Speaking Ruby is hard so I added a translation. That sounds awesome, you have to try your powers now!

YN: Sure. (goes on balcony and stares at boulder in the forest) So how does this work? Do I just think about it?

YN then starts to imagine the boulder flying. And believe it or not, a boulder the size of a halftrack shoots into the sky before tearing a hole in the fabric of reality and flying off in some random direction.

YN: I wonder where that boulder went.

Meanwhile in Springfield

Hans Moleman: I'm glad nothing has happened to my new home!

Suddenly the boulder tears a portal into reality and slammed into his neighbor's house.

Hans Moleman: Thank god that it didn't hit my house.

At that moment a Chaos Marine drops through the portal and batista bombed Hans Moleman.

Hans Moleman: Oh dear.

Back at Beacon.

Ruby: THAT'SAMAZINGITJUSTSHOTINTOTHESKYBEFOREDISAPPEARING!

That's amazing, it just shot into the sky before disappearing.

YN: So I'm a telekinetic psyker. AWESOME!